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About Me

Warning: If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all that claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think every thing you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told to want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned...
I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor For Fucktards V66.6 ! And all I got was this lousy t-shirt. And a naked picture of your mum.
In 1972 a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. TaB Clear was probably not one of these men, however, he has been quoted as saying:
"I hate people who don't drink. Everyday. At breakfast. I hate people who whinge about smokers. Like asthmatics, vegans, and pregnant women. Passive smoking is free. You want something to bitch about? Try buying 'em. I hate anyone who thinks it's okay to 'just say no' . Especially on a first date. And I hate Michael Stipe.
(Whiney CUNT, what the fuck is that blue line?)
I hate all people who think that animals have rights. Animals don't have rights. They exist to be eaten, worn, and to test our cosmetics. Kinda like women, who probably shouldn't have rights either. They certainly shouldn't drive... I hate people who show me pictures of their kids, Dave Perry and girls who make profiles for their fucking cats.
Punk leaves me hungover and violated like Jordy Chandler, but I hate anyone who lists their interests as 'punk', 'things to do with punk', 'punk music' or fucking 'mohawks'. Fucking try-hard. I love pissheads, junkies, and pointless people. In fact, most of my friends ARE pointless people. I don't have many friends. I love laughing when people in wheelchairs fall off the curb. In front of buses. I love myself (often), and I've probably loved your mum. I suspect she gave me the clap .
I truely believe that if God gave us a purpose, then it must be to beat on people who claim to achieve superiority through abstinence, while too young to get served and too goddamn f*ck ugly to get laid. Yes, that's you, straight edge bitches.
(xxx 'til XXI) .
But don't worry, I'm sure you'll find some emo fag to love you...
Remember kids, real men are already drunk...
...And I'll have what he's having."
TaB Clear is a grumpy bastard. I pity the fool.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Your younger sister. And Elvis. It might help if your younger sister was Elvis...
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"Every great writer in accordance as he is great, must form the taste by which he will be appreciated." - Wordsworth

'The only verdict is vengeance, a vendetta, held as a votive not in vain.'

Sleep... now.

My Blog

On the subject of being cool...

I do fucking love MC Frontalot.
Posted by on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 03:32:00 GMT

Something about Chaucer...

So I went to Canterbury today for another army interview. I was once again hideously over-prepared and psyched for what was ultimately a bureaucratic exercise. I keep expecting them to ask me serious ...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 17:55:00 GMT

Ghosts

I was well surprised today to find two of the yahoo profiles that I used to use for chat like 7 odd years ago are still viewable (I won't embarrass myself by posting the IDs, rest assured they are pur...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 14:45:00 GMT

Well, I understand double-ohs have a very short life expectancy.

So simple, and yet so much fun.10 Minute MailI'm just saying...Not that I use dubious internet sites.The animal porn was left there from when my mum borrowed my laptop.
Posted by on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 14:26:00 GMT

That's right fuckers, be a mindsticker.

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Posted by on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 08:09:00 GMT

Who's your daddy?

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Posted by on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 08:04:00 GMT

Today I have mostly been...

....wasting my life on Engrish.com, and you should too.
Posted by on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 04:10:00 GMT

The Royal Mail

This email I just received is beautiful:Dear Tobias,Re: Casual contract Delivering the Mail -BrightonThank you for taking the time to complete our telephone interview for the above role.However, unfo...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 12:04:00 GMT

Steven Jesse Bernstein

The Difference - Steven Jesse Bernstein(from the book More Noise Please!)There are poets stuckto the underside of the chairby their fingers. If yougive them string they willput it in their mouth andi...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Jun 2006 00:42:00 GMT

My biography.

Tab Clear was born on January 19, 1946, one of 12 children of Robert Lee Parton, a tobacco farmer, and Avie Lee Parton (née Owens). Tab grew up on a run-down farm in Locust Ridge, TN. At 12 he was app...
Posted by on Fri, 26 May 2006 13:24:00 GMT