50 Facts About a 2nd Rate 2nd Year |
- My full name is Joseph Ben Johnston. My middle name is just Ben, not Benjamin, for some reason. - I was born in a maternity ward in Boscombe on the 8th of July, 1991 at around 1:30 in the...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Feb 2009 02:47:00 GMT |
Masterful Moments of Musical Majesty |
Moments. Odds are, your life is made up of a lot of them (shock horror indeed) and so is music. However, unlike our respective lives, certain moments in music DONT suck! Thats right, controversia...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Jan 2009 14:05:00 GMT |
Tom 'n' Me |
Love and devotion that neither money nor a relationship with someone of the opposite sex could ever produce, my friends!(PS - Sexual preference pending)
Posted by on Sat, 24 Jan 2009 03:07:00 GMT |
Adventure II - Quay Pit Real |
Hello to you.With the metaphorical door of my exams coming to a close (see what I did there? I'm clever) i've been in dire need of things to do, so here, especially for you, is another episode in my s...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 13:12:00 GMT |
What Ive Learned From The Internet |
Google "Bigger than God right now"For those of you not "in the know", Google Trends is a marvelous new feature that allows John and Jane Q. Everyman* to see the amount of searches made for a particula...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Dec 2007 00:54:00 GMT |
Wikipedia Vandalisms: Disgraceful annoyances, or Hilarious Japes? |
Sunday greetings to the 3-4 people who read this mindless drivel!Being the odd little creature that I am, my wikipedia addiction has lead me to see a fair few hilarious cases of vandalism in my time.[...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Dec 2007 05:02:00 GMT |
A Recent Artistic Work by The Hon. Joseph B. Johnston, Mrs. |
What passes for "Art" these days confuses me sometimes to the point of womanly swooning manly shouting. That said, I find that good pie is a work of ART, and I invite you all to share w...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Nov 2007 15:18:00 GMT |
An Alphabet of Arrogance |
Today i'm going to force my confused ramblings and misguided opinions on you! Aren't you SO glad you know me?A is for Alvin & the ChipmunksIf you have any shred of human decency in your heart, you...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 07:25:00 GMT |
Breadbook: A Tale |
Once upon an October morn, a visit to the local bakery brought a feisty wager. Whilst surveying the feast of meats, sweets and breads that sat on offer before our eyes, one fellow hit on a ...
Posted by on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 11:21:00 GMT |
Me Ow |
So now there's a cat outside my window? What the hell is going on!?
Posted by on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 05:28:00 GMT |
