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Sammy Sausage

I am here for Dating

About Me

This is Sammy Sausage. I'm real sure of myself, I'll put you in the fucking sausage squeeze.
I hurt people, I do it every day, instead of learn a new math formula or read a book or work on an actual talent, I put people in a world of PAIN!
You measly morons are all gonna know what it's like, as I rip out your intestinal lining and pack it with the finest ground beef, wrap your fuckin face in the most delecate cloth, and PUT YOU, IN, THE SAUSAGE SQUEEZE!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Meat me and it'll be the BRAUT-WORST NIGHT OF YOUR LIFE! IN THE RING!

My Blog

Last Night

Last night, as I was taking a shit, I felt something splashing from the toilet bowl, and didn't think anything of it. Normally, my sausage shaped shits cause quite a ruckus hitting that water. However...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Jan 2006 19:00:00 GMT