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dylan james

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About Me

For I know the plans I have for you, plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future.


I'm Dylan. Dylan James. James is my middle name, my last name is too long and complicated. So just call me Dylan James.
I looooove movies, and can talk trivia with people all day long. Try me. (You probably will and I won't know what you're talking about and look like a doofus.) My favorite movies have something to do with Peter Pan. He's the man...err...boy.
I listen to comedy like CRAZY. My favorite comedian is Zach Galifianakis. I love the Comedians of Comedy documentary. Mostly because Zack G, Brian Posehn and Patton Oswalt are all in it. Those are my top 3 favorites. Then there's Mike Birbiglia, Daniel Tosh, and Brian Regan. In that order.
I want music to be my life...but as I look into it more and more, I'm seeing that it probably won't be. Still, I work on songs daily. Ideally I'd like to either be the front man for a power-pop band or the guitarist for a metal band. And when I say metal I don't mean like The Devil Wears Prada. I mean like DragonForce.
I'm a simple man.

If I ever see a multiple amputee being hanged, I think I'll just start yelling letters.

My Interests

Wisdom.

Music:

Blues. Metal. Folk. Comedy.

Movies:

The Goonies.
Encino Man.
Surf Ninjas.
The Land Of Faraway.
Ninja Turtles.
Witches.

Television:

LOST.
LOST.
LOST.
LOST.
LOST.
Clone High.

Heroes:

MOM. DAD.
Max Reinhardt.