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TOASTERHEAD

I'm not here. This isn't really happening.

About Me

films. porn. breathing.
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My Interests

duct tape, depressing movies, stl cardinals, stl rams (when they're winning), gray skies, taco bell, prefer panties or lingerie to nudity, things that shine, things that shimmer, shimmering shiny things, polite lesbians in minivans, polite gay men in late 80's sedans, polite heterosexuals in tour buses, potato salad, chalk, all colors except taupe, brain activity, black hair, honest people, the abrasive realities of this existence, lawn chairs that don't leave marks on your thighs

I'd like to meet:

the guy or gal who invented thong panties, steven soderbergh, mickey rourke, myself in an alternate (more monochromatic) dimension, the muppets, anybody with tenacity, vidal sasoon

Music:

dead can dance, cocteau twins, doors, u2, aphex twin, velvet underground, sting, massive attack, radiohead, prince, beastie boys, nwa, bjork, the original duran duran, police, the smiths, morrissey, ac dc, eels, faithless, zeppelin, moby, nine inch nails, vnv nation...and of course: julie schurr, tapping the vein, modern andy

Movies:

kafka, rumble fish, 21 grams, blade runner, raiders of the lost ark, angel heart, henry and june, reservoir dogs, swingers, dumb and dumber, fight club, vacation, some kind of wonderful, fargo, taxi driver, the low life, brimstone and treacle, girl on girl volume 18, king of the hill, memento, requiem for a dream, buffalo 66, high art, braveheart, dead man, seconds, usual suspects, dawn of the dead (original), schindler's list, south park the movie, fast times at ridgemont high, pi

Television:

24, house, prison break, judge judy, people's court, cops, southpark, dr. phil, charlie rose, nightline, will and grace, becker, craig ferguson, david letterman, geico commercials

Books:

playboy, the shorts (meaning written works) of dostoyevsky, some kafka, various dictionaries, film comment, the only fiction books i've actually read tits to ass: catcher in the rye, frankenstein, anthem (rand), angels and demons

Heroes:

anybody who walks the line