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Howard

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About Me

I am about 5'10", between 135 and 145, depending on how much food I have consumed. I love to eat. I graduated from ITT Technical Inst. in Strongsville, Ohio. I graduated Highest Honors with an Associates Degree in Computer/Electronics Engineering Technology. More emphasis on the Electronics aspect. I was a Tech for a company that installs card access and CCTV, but no one wanted us to start any jobs, so I am looking for new employment. My favorite time of year is almost here: Camping season. My family owns a 40' Camper in southern Ohio, south-west of Camebridge. Family, friends, Boating, swimming, wakeboarding, typical "me" nonsense, and for those of you who know me; yes, I do sleep in my tent. I enjoy beer ,Mead,and real bourbon. I do not get drunk though. I can't drink cheap beer or cheap bourbon. I have to buy the expensive stuff, or I don't drink. I also enjoy the hell out of music. Listening, playing, attending shows, ect. There is much more, but you are just gonna have to ask...START BZOINK.COM SURVEY CODE
A 200 Question Fun Survey 4 Myspace (All The Bzoink Surveys Put Together)
Full Name:: William Howard Irvine
Birthday:: 10/15/1980
Birthplace:: Mayfield, Ohio
Eye Color:: Hazel-Green
Hair Color:: Brown with Highlights
Height:: 5' 9"
Weight:: 140 lbs.
Right handed or Left handed?: Righty
Your Heritage:: Scottish, Irish, Italian, German
My Worst Habit:: I swear too much, horrible speller
Zodiac Sign:: Libra
Shoe Size:: 10 1/2
Pants Size:: 33"
Innie or Outie?: Innie
Parents Still Together?: Yep
The Shoes You Wore Today:: New Balance
Your Weakness:: A girl with a pretty smile
Your Fears:: Being left out
Your Perfect Pizza:: Bacon, pepperoni, and light sauce
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:: New car, place of my own
Your Most Overused Phrase On An Instant Messenger: I don't use them
Thoughts First Waking Up:: Food
Your Best Physical Feature:: You tell me.
Your Bedtime:: After a bit of reading
Your Most Missed Memory:: Being with friends/family, performing music, ect.
MY FAVORITES
Favorite color?: Green
Food?: too much to count
Sport?: Soccer, Wakeboarding
Animal?: Eagles, wolfs
Ice Cream?: Coffee
Candy?: Watchamacallit?
Store?: Target, Borders
Salad Dressing?: Ceasar
Actor?: Never really thought about it
Song?: Too many to count.
Letter?: H
Number?: 7
Gum?: Mint
Holiday?: Thanksgiving and Easter
Season?: Summer
Toothpaste Flavor?: Mint
Radio Station?: College Radio
Perfume?: Don't know the name of it
Scent besides perfume?: Outdoors (pine forest, ect..)
Body part on the opposite sex?: Belly
FRIENDS AND LIFE
What Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up?: The most powerful Wizard ever!!!
How Do You Want To Die?: With Honor
Turn ons:: Pretty eyes, pretty smile, Kind, sense of humor, ect..
Turn offs:: Being petty, selfish, mean, disrespectful, smoking
Which One Of Your Friends Acts The Most Like You?: None of them, which is why they are my friends.
Who's The Loudest?: Andrew (sorry, dude)
Who Makes You Laugh The Most?: Andrew (I made up for it)
Who Have You Known The Longest?: Scott
Who's The Shyist?: Luke
When Have You Cried The Most?: This summer (my cousins funeral)
What Is The Best Feeling In The World?: Being proud for what you have accomplished
Worst Feeling?: Failure
Where Do You Want To Live When You Grow Up?: Don't know yet
If You Could Change One Thing About You What Would It Be?: More outgoing
How Long Do You Think You'll Live?: As long as I need to be alive
FINISH EACH SENTENCE
Let's walk on the: hot coals
Let's look at the: light in each others eyes
What a nice: day to go shooting
Where did all the: beer go?
Why can't we: have super powers
Silly, little: Homo
Isn't it weird that: I am actually doing this
Never under any circumstance: will I wear that dress again!!!!!
I wish: could find what I REALLY want
Everyone has a: Chance to do what's right
I am: who I am, get over it
HAVE YOU EVER
Been In Love?: Once or twice
Been To Juvie?: Never
Mooned Someone?: Who hasn't?
Been Rejected?: in my own mind
Ran Away From Home?: never
Pictured Your Crush Naked?: Duh.
Skipped School?: Nope
Thought About Suicide?: once
Slept Outside?: Hell yea!!
Laughed So Hard You Cried?: more times than I can count
Cried In School?: no
Thrown Up In School?: no
Wanted To Be a Model?: Hahahahah.
Cheated On Someone?: Never-ever-ever
Done Something Really Stupid That You Still Laugh At Today?: Of course
Seen A Dead Body?: not fresh
Been Bitched Out?: Probably
Drank Alcohol?: That's a dumb question
Smoked?: yes
Been On Drugs?: never have, never will
Eaten Sushi?: Not yet
Been On Stage?: Yes
Gone Skinny Dipping?: no
Shoplifted?: no
Been Drunk?: Been Close
Been Called A Tease?: once or twice
Been Beaten Up?: never
DO YOU
Swear?: to much
Sing Well?: Probably not
Shower Daily?: usually
Want To Go To College?: did
Want To Get Married?: yes
Believe In Yourself?: yes
Get Motion Sickness?: not that often
Think You Are Attractive?: Yes
Get Along With Your Parents?: very well
Like Thunderstorms?: love them
Play An Instrument?: Trumpet and Bass
Own An IPOD?: Best $300 bucks I ever spent
Pray?: nope
Go To Church?: nope
Sleep With Stuffed Animals?: they make it not hurt when I roll into the wall
Keep A Journal/Diary?: no
Dance In The Rain?: depends on the weather
Sing In The Shower?: no
THIS OR THAT
Pepsi or Coke?: Coke
McDonald's or Burger King?: BK
Single or Group Dates?: Depends
Chocolate or Vanilla?: Chocolate
Strawberries or Blueberries?: Strawberries
Meat or Veggies?: Maet
TV or Movie?: Depends what is on
Guitar or Drums?: Guitar
Adidas or Nike?: Nike
Chinese or Mexican?: Mexican
Cheerios or Corn Flakes?: Neither
Cake or Pie?: Pie
MTV or VH1?: MTV
Blind or Deaf?: Both would suck, Deaf
Boxers or Briefs?: Boxers
CAN YOU
Do The Splits?: no
Write With Both Hands?: hell no
Whistle?: not very well
Blow A Bubble?: yes
Roll Your Tongue In A Circle?: yep
Cross Your Eyes?: yes
Walk With Your Toes Curled?: hurts to much
Touch Your Tongue to Your Nose?: no
Dance?: Hahahahah, not a pretty picture
Eat Whatever You Want And Not Worry?: Hell yea
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON
You Touched:: Don't remember
You Talked To On The Phone:: Andrew
You Instant Messaged:: Andrew
You Hugged:: Mom
You Yelled At:: myself
You Played A Sport With:: Andrew
WHAT'S THE LAST
Time You Laughed?: Today
Time You Cried?: July 7th 2006
Movie You Watched?: Lucky number Sleven
Flavor Of Gum You Chewed?: Mint
Joke You Told?: Don't remember
Song You've Sung?: Ben Folds - The Luckiest
RIGHT AT THIS MOMENT
Where Are You?: Computer Room
What Can You See Out Your Window?: Dark
Are You Listening To Music?: no
What Are You Wearing?: Old navy T and jeans
What's On Your Mousepad?: the mouse
BELIEFS
Do you believe there is life on other planets?: Yes
Do you believe in miracles?: not really
Magic?: Yes
Love at first sight?: Yes
God?: No
Satan?: No
Ghosts?: Yes
Santa?: Yes
Evolution?: Yes
IN A BOY...
Fav Eye Color:: n/a
Fav Hair Color:: n/a
Short or Long Hair:: n/a
Height:: n/a
Weight:: n/a
Best Clothing Style:: n/a
RANDOM
What Country Would You Most Like To Visit?: Scottland
Number Of CD's I Own:: too may to count
Your Good Luck Charm:: A zippo lighter from WWII
How many pillows do you sleep with?: 2
Do you drink milk?: Yes
Person You Hate Most:: Don't hate
Most Outdated Phrase:: Don't know
Do you think God has a gender?: (see above)
Where do you think we go when we die?: To our next life.
How many rings until you answer the phone?: Depends on who is calling
What is something scientists need to invent?: Cure for cancer, and working jetpacks
Are you a health freak?: not really
Are you a virgin?: mabye
If you could travel into space, where would you go?: never really thought about it
What is the worst weather?: blizzard
Did you play with Barbies as a child?: Hell no
How many grades have you failed?: none
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My Interests

MUSIC!!, Poker(No Limit Hold-em) ,Camping, Hanging out, Attending Concerts, Beer, Food, Cooking, Wakeboarding, ect. Just ask, and I will tell.

I'd like to meet:

Maybe one day I would like to meet a grown-up, adult version of myself. But I hope that day doesn't come for a long while. Untill then, other people that have somewhat of the same interests. And Alton Brown. That would rock.

Music:

Shiner, Houston, Cave In, Amorphis, Opeth, Explosions in the Sky, The Darkness, Oxes, Thrice, Meshuggah, DJ Shadow, The Dismemberment Plan, MC Paul Barman, Thirston Howl III, Hum, Living Sacrifice, Mr. Bungle, Riddle of Steel, In Flames, Today is the Day, The Black Dahlia Murder, Boy Sets Fire, The Beautiful Mistake, Soilwork, explosions in the sky, Don Caballero, Gustav Holst(one of the greatest composers ever!!!), Fear Factory, Pankration, Pelican, The Object At The End Of History, Quickening, Coheed And Cambria, Switchfoot, Grave(old stuff, not the newer stuff), MC Chris{www.MCChris.com}, Kent, John Vanderslice, Soul Coughing, Killers, Lamb of God, Death Cab for Cutie, Keane, Amon Amarth, Scary Kids Scaring Kids, Tsunami Bombs, Between The Buried And Me, Panic! at the Disco, Nodes of Ranvier, 30 Seconds to Mars, Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Damone, DragonForce, Life Before This, Becoming the Archytpe, Reggie & the Full Effect, Protest the Hero, Haste The Day, Dead to Fall, Sky Eats Airplane, Flatfoot 56, Ignite, Life In Your Way, ...more to come

Movies:

Jurrasic Park I, II, III, Evoloution, Tremmors I, II, III, LOTR I, II, III, Get Carter (Both the Michael Cain, and the Stallone Version), ALL of the Star Wars movies, Erik the Viking, Bubba Ho-Tep, Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, Dragon Slayer, Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle, Any Marx Brothers movie, Dune, NightBreed, Plesantville, Dog Soldiers, The Negotiator, Instinct, War Of The Worlds, Batman Begins, Hook, Kung-Fu Hustle, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Green Street Hooligans, Lucky Number Sleven, 300, Borat, Eragon, House Of Flying Daggers, Idiocracy, any and every Godzilla movie ever made!!, the list will go on and on.

Television:

MST3K, Family Guy, Unwrapped(Food Network), Good Eats and the rest of Food Network, CSI, The State, Lost, Mythbusters, Dirty Jobs, NICS, More to come.

Dirty Mouthes Come Clean

Posted May 11, 2007

A wife confronts her cheating husband and his secretary...the G version.

Books:

HARRY POTTER!!!!!!!!!! Corny, I know, but I don't want to hear anything untill you have read ONE of them. "Jurassic Park", "The Hobbit", "The Lord of the Rings", "Every Day Tao", the Shannara series by Terry Brooks, "The Chronicles of Narnia", "Eragon" and "Eldest", Especially "Wizards' First Rule", and the rest of the "Sword of Truth" series. I can't even begin to explain how amazing those books are. F'in read 'em!! Also, "Dies the Fire" and "The Protectors War" by S.M. Stirling. Can't wait to read "A Meeting at Corvallis". That's next.

Heroes:

Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past me I will turn to see fear's path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.Master Rahl guide us. Master Rahl teach us. Master Rahl protect us. In your light we thrive. In your mercy we are sheltered. In your wisdom we are humbled. We live only to serve. Our lives are yours.

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On the SoapBox

I find this to be a bit interesting.  Here we are, on a very popular web site where the internet has once again revolutionized the way people can communicate and make new friends, even, dare I sa...
Posted by Howard on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 04:50:00 PST