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About Me

Sometimes it seems like I've imagined my entire life. That maybe none of this is real and I'm about to snap out of it right in the middle of an elementary school spelling test. But since I'm imagining about me fantasizing about this existence while I'm supposed to be taking an elementary school spelling test now, does that mean all my existence is fantasy? Or did I just blow your mind??? While I'm on that: Ok, so while maybe my existence may be pure fantasy, why aren't I(or whoever's doing the fantasizing) fantasizing about something less tedious? Or does my actual life consist of such danger, excitement, and sensual delight that my real self longs for a life where they can sit at a desk for 8 hours a day typing their life away?The most you can ever expect of perfection is a moment.You are a geek
You are into sci-fi and technology. You are very clever although you are also socially smart. You have lots of friends, geeks and non-geeks.
Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com I don't think anyones surprised about this.
How evil are you? Hey Rex, would you mind chilin' on the curb out here? I didn't know pets responded so well to polite requests. And to think I wasted all that time and money training Cozmo. All I had to do was kindly ask him to PLEASE stop crapping on the rug. Who knew?By the way, this is what it looks like when I dance. Ladies, take notice:

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I'm sure anyone else can do this too, but I needed the self esteem boost. If you were able to do this well, you have too much time on your hands. Just like me! Maybe you're interesting.....
Your IQ Is 140
Your Logical Intelligence is Genius Your Verbal Intelligence is Genius Your Mathematical Intelligence is Genius Your General Knowledge is Genius A Quick and Dirty IQ Test

My Blog

Happy Hallmark Holiday!

Seriously though, kiddies. I know how much of a bummer it is to be flying solo on this particular day. On the plus side though, think how much money you might be saving. As a goof, I looked up the kin...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 11:28:00 GMT

BULLSHIT!!!

Its pretty hard for a team to win a game when they have to beat TWO teams. Yeah, I'll try to stomach that loss for now. As a matter of fact, I will whole heartedly congratulate the Steelers on their t...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Feb 2006 23:18:00 GMT

Apparently, beggars can be choosers......

The Salvation Army does not accept electric ovens. As of this moment, I am declaring war on the totalitarian military government of the Salvation Army. Those who wish to be my ally, notify me at this ...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Feb 2006 16:18:00 GMT

2006: A new year, brimming with opportunity for disappointment!

Seeing how bad I managed to fuck up last year, I was beginning to wonder if I was in some kind of a funk. It seems like its been a long time since I had a year I could declare as a good year. Somethin...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Feb 2006 23:40:00 GMT

dignity: there's a definite shortage here....

Especially when you write a blog that lets people inside your head to see exactly what and how you think about things.   At lunch today I was loading tomatoes onto my plate from a veggie platter(...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Dec 2005 21:03:00 GMT

What the fuck?

What exactly does it say about this country when Veteran's day arrives with little or no fanfare? Why is it we can't even recognize that there are people, OUR people fighting and hurting and dying hal...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Nov 2005 01:01:00 GMT

I will murder myspace.....

....because it keeps deleting all the new blogs I've posted. Those of you who have been suffering for so long, waiting on pins and needles for a new post, I apologize. Then again, maybe your anger sho...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Aug 2005 20:51:00 GMT

conveniences

I dunno. I told everyone by now that I FUCKING hate orange county. Maybe its the people. Maybe its that I have to drive to get anywhere around here. Maybe its both.   Just to clarify, I told you ...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Aug 2005 03:18:00 GMT

you know how i always say "i wont complain" ???

Hold on to your hat. I'm in a severe bitch mode right now. And I don't think I'm ever getting out of it. Right now I can think of maybe three people who could help me out. Too bad they aren't interest...
Posted by on Sun, 31 Jul 2005 23:24:00 GMT

For those of you who can't get enough,,,,,

You'll just have to wait. I'm psuedo-working on a soccer tourney right now. Its very time consuming. You should be able to tell that from the fact that I'm usually on the comp ALL THE TIME, and now I'...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Jul 2005 23:33:00 GMT