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I wake up everyday and piss excellence. If I had a dollar for everytime someone said oh man Ashton your so freaking cool I wanna be you, I'd have one dollar. I'm a rp fool favorites include exalted and vampire the masquerade. I'm a nerd to the secound power. Oh yeah as a morning training ritual you might say, I wake up, take my shirt off and punch grizzle bears in the face. Yes that's right I pucnh effing bears in the face. No big deal or anything. Speaking of big deals. I'm kinda of a big deal. I can missle drop kick a german panzer tank and watch it fly I hundred feet into group of animal rights activist and just strut away from the explosion like its no big deal. I once punched a dude so hard his parents felt it. God damn I'm freaking awesome.