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Evil Phil Evilson

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Blurbs are for the weak. I eat the weak for breakfast despite the fact that it is a poor source of fiber. However, I do enjoy a slice of unbuttered sourdough toast with it and a glass of fresh-squeezed orange juice--squeezed with no mercy by the IRON FIST OF THE COBRA KAI. (Shut up, I know cobras don't have fists, let alone hands.)_____________________________________________________ _____

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The next scrawny kid from Jersey trained by a Japanese maintenance man that thinks he can mess with the Cobra Kai. I will sweep his leg and crush both his dreams and any throbbing, teenage desire he ever had of procreating. NO MERCY!!!Other than that, just about anybody who wants to chat about some of my interests below. Right before I snap their bones and feast on their puny, non-cobra kai marrow. DEFEAT DOES NOT EXIST ON THIS MYSPACE ACCOUNT!