Who am i?
Words frum a true new Jerseyan!
I'm frum NJ..i curse alot.I say Yo and i say it often. I never had school on Rosh Hashanah or Yom Kippur. i damn sure dont pump my own gas. i def kno wat real pizza taste like, and i kno that a bagel is not juss a roll wit a hole n tha middle. i judge ppl by wat exit they get off of the parkway. I can navigate a circle with attitude. All good nights muss end at diner--preferably with cheese fries! Its a sub not a friggin HOAGIE! or worse yet a HERO! and i wash it down with a soda not POP..2 wrds mutha f**ker.I dont go ta tha beach we go ta tha Shore. An boardwalk brawls are just the highlight of our night. Yes i drink cawfee. i kno that 65mph really means 80 baby. ive always lived ten mins frum tha mall. wen sum1 cuts me off, they get tha horn & the finger. and they expect it. im frum jersee n guess wat im damn proud of it!
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