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Roy Whatever

I am here for Dating, Friends and Networking

About Me

Uhhh...I'm from Chicago? God, Myspace is lame, any chance you can fix it? No? eh, was worth a shot.

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People. Cool people, that is. Not like those hot people. Or tepid people, or even cold people. Only cool people. :D

My Blog

Blurble

Holy shit. I'm going for the Sub Saharan African Militant Dictator look these days. Stylin'. Yep. A Kenyan is president. Booyakasha! Hey, it's not like Nairobi's anything like Kinshasa, or god forbid ...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Feb 2009 23:32:00 GMT

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Posted by on Sun, 15 Jun 2008 01:28:00 GMT

Absinthe

Yes, that's right. You read correctly. I have all the herbs ordered, half of them have arrived. Will begin the maceration process soon. I may bring round a couple bottles when it's all done.
Posted by on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 20:13:00 GMT

For hire:

I need yob.  weel hhwork for food.and lots ove mahney. Eye am gewd hhworker and knew hew you sey, "dew thengs?" Eye am broke-uh. But eye weel ghet mey tex return and get sem mahney. Hhyes I frem ...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 23:13:00 GMT

Gyoza dumplings...

...are delicious! But that's not why I'm writing this. I've been sick all week, but thanks to plenty of DXM , warm blankets, and hot water, I should be out of the woods soon. More updates to follow. S...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 17:09:00 GMT

Nothing has gone right it seems...

My dreams, when I have them are often terrifying, or frustrating beyond what anyone could imagine: chasing speeding trains, and catching them only to be trapped on them, unable to get off. Or being in...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 19:45:00 GMT

*gasp*

OMG today's my last day as a 24 year old! A quarter century?!  Quarter life crisis!!! AAACK!
Posted by on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 09:08:00 GMT

V day

Fucking Valentines' day. Crank some metal, smoke weed, and smother your emotionally crippling depression in whiskey day!!!!!
Posted by on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 21:22:00 GMT

Black n mild

Fuck this horseshit. It's all an illusion.
Posted by on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 01:09:00 GMT

Fuckin' Punk Rawk!!!

Gawddamn i',m trizzashed. Fuckin punk rawk! we're gonna be nuked anyways..might as well go down burning! :slayer:
Posted by on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 23:50:00 GMT