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Derek

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About Me

My name is Derek, I'm 21 and I go to ISU. I am funny and I kick ass in general.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Derek Michael Smith
Birthday: 2-5-86
Birthplace: a delivery room
Current Location: my fuckin computer
Eye Color: green with some brown and a hint of yellow
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5-8
Right Handed or Left Handed: righty
Your Heritage: Irish and Cherokee
The Shoes You Wore Today: My brown boots
Your Weakness: not sure
Your Fears: spiders
Your Perfect Pizza: bbq chicken
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: 4.0 gpa
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: word
Thoughts First Waking Up: its a tie-I need more sleep; I gotta pee!
Your Best Physical Feature: I don't know
Your Bedtime: when I fall asleep
Your Most Missed Memory: My parents being together
Pepsi or Coke: icky
MacDonalds or Burger King: icky
Single or Group Dates: both are fun, single is better to get to know somebody
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee!
Do you Smoke: cigars
Do you Swear: fuck ya
Do you Sing: ya but I suck
Do you Shower Daily: thrice
Have you Been in Love: sure
Do you want to go to College: I'm here bitches
Do you want to get Married: yep
Do you belive in yourself: you're damn right
Do you get Motion Sickness: no who does?
Do you think you are Attractive: I would so do me
Are you a Health Freak: yes!
Do you get along with your Parents: yep, love them to death
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes, well the rain part rain is fun
Do you play an Instrument: nope
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yep
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: ?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I did today
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: If you eat a whole box kill yourself
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I ate a raw goldfish does that count?
In the past month have you been on Stage: my whole life is on stage
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: oh yea all the time you kidding me
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: ya
Ever been Drunk: duh
Ever been called a Tease: nope I'm pretty straight forward
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: not really
How do you want to Die: somehow cool so people can look back and think at least he didnt die on the crapper
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: awesome
What country would you most like to Visit: spain
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: whatever fits the girl
Favourite Hair Color: brunette
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: 3'41/2'' to 6'7''
Weight: nothing over 285
Best Clothing Style: your own
Number of Drugs I have taken: should I take a urine test?
Number of CDs I own: I don't freakin know
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none, yet
Number of things in my Past I Regret: a few here and there, but you can't look back
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How You Life Your Life
You seem to be straight forward, but you keep a lot inside.
You say whatever is on your mind. Other people's reactions don't phase you.
You tend to have one best friend you hang with, as opposed to many aquaintences.
You have one big dream in your life, and you never lose sight of it. How Do You Live Your Life?

My Interests

Things that are funny or kick ass.

I'd like to meet:

Gwen Stefani and then Gavin to know what he did to get her that bastard. Kurt Russell. Jessica Alba. Namoi Watts.Tucker Max.

Music:

Led Zeppelin. Coldplay. NIN. No Doubt. Gwen. Jimi Hendrix. Incubus. Nirvana. Queens of the Stoneage. Audioslave.

Movies:

Pulp Fiction. Seven. Supertroopers. Sideways. Dirty Work. Sin City. Wedding Crashers. City of God.

Television:

Nip/Tuck. South Park.

Books:

A Confederacy of Dunces

Heroes:

My mom. My Grandpa. Kurt Russell. John Wayne. Michael Chilikis. John Belushi. James Dean.