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Darth Taco

Crippled baby fuckers. Looooong ass story...

About Me

Im just a random 16 year old with an obsetion with Itachi. I know I'm wierd so fuck you too! I am a Christian, but I haven't been baptized...yet. 1st I gotta convince my church to let me back in. I'm full blooded Mexican and proud of that. I speak read and write Spanish fluently. It's my 1st language. I also speak, read, and write English, but not as well as my Spanish. I can also read, speak, and write a little bit of French. My Japanese still sucks. I'm bi, but I still prefer guys. I've only been in love once, and I still love him. I live with my mother her boyfriend, and younger brother. I have no father. I don't mind people asking what happened to him, I'll gladly answer. I also don't mind saying why I hate him so much, but you gotta ask nicely. I hope to become a mother some day. I want more than one kid. Only children seem very selfish, I only know one that isn't. Yes Tanya, I'm talking about you. I still have my accent and I love it. Well, If you wanna know more about me, just message me. I'll introduce myself better ^^. Oh my God! Whatch this! It's funny! XD http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/308774I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4
Your Homicidal Rampage! by crash_and_burn
Your name:
Weapon of Choice: Chain gun
Your Favorite Target: Poseurs
Your Kill Count: 714,119,662
Your Battle Cry: "Who put the bomp in the bomp-a-bomp-a-bomp?"
Years You Spend in Jail: 25
How Much Money In Damages You Cause: $114,918,174,482,411
Your Homocidal Insanity Level: 91%
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Jedi Homicidal Rampage by crackedmyskull
Your Name
Light Side/Dark Side
Favored Force Power Force Storm
Number of Kills 819,984,318,546
Amount of Damage $587,830,492,102
Favorite Target Nymphophiliacs
Favored Weapon Fanfics
Your Battle Cry "HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! UR ALL GOING TO BE BLIND!!!"
Kill Rating: 68%
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Your Suicide.. by Konstantine
Your Name/Username
Favorite Number?
Favorite Color?
Gender?
How will you commit suicide? You will go to a Street Punk show wearing an *Nsync shirt (yes, this is considered suicide)
How many tries will it take? 85
When will you commit suicide? September 27, 2018
What will your suicide note say? "this is to dying in another's arms and why i had to try it.."
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What Happens When the Naruto Characters Appear in Your Home by usada_puppy
Name
Gender
How they got there They were in you fridge O_o
Naruto was Eating ramen he stole from your kitchen
Sasuke was looking at your dad's secret stash of porn
Sakura was Raped by Sasuke
Kiba was In your kitchen eating food
Shikamaru was complaining
Gaara was Killing people
Temari was Doing Temari like things
Itachi was killing Sasuke
Cost of Damage in your house $1.51706555917144e+122
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What Naruto Characters Think of You PT2 by XSacredDeathGoddessX
Name
Favourite Colour
Naruto fantasized about you giving him Ramen
Sasuke... is the reason you"re so sore
Sakura hates your guts
Kakashi wants you to take "private lessons" with him
Shikamaru thinks you pick your nose in secret
Neji is hoping to lose his big nose, so that he won"t have an problem kissing you
Gaara is waiting for you to get out of the shower
Orochimaru thought that you should remove that shirt
Jiraiya screamed for no reason
Tsunde was bored and called you over
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Disorder Your Score
Major Depression : Extremely High
Dysthymia : High-Moderate
Bipolar Disorder : Moderate
Cyclothymia : High
Seasonal Affective Disorder : Slight-Moderate
Postpartum Depression : N/A
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All about yourself...the survey.

All about yourself...
First name?:: Let's go with Mental...
Middle name?:: None
Like your name?:: I don't really care...
Named after anyone?:: Not that I know of. I think my dead brother (a female variation of his name)
Any nicknames?:: Mental, Psycho, Ninja Turtle (teachers only), teacup O.o, mommy, mommy/daughter/sister/cousin, Uncle Joe
Age?:: 16
Birthdate?:: May 23, 1990
Birthplace?:: Santa Maria, CA
Time you were born?:: Exactly 3:00 am
Current location?:: Somewhere...
Height?:: 5' 4''
Like your height?:: I'm short! Oh well, I guess. Some people say it makes me cute. O.o
Eye color?:: Dark Brown
Contacts/glasses?:: Nope 20/20
Hair color?:: Black
Natural hair color?:: Black
Dye your hair often?:: Never in my life.
Righty or lefty?:: Right handed. Something tells me that the church has something to do with this...
Your favorite...
Type of music?:: Whatever sounds good to me.
Band or singer?:: neh?
TV show?:: I dunno
Movie?:: Akira. Best movie of all time!
TV channel?:: Discovery Health
Radio station?:: I haven't listened to the radio in months.
Place to be?:: Wherever my friends are.
Thing to do?:: Be with friends.
Food?:: Uh...fish I guess.
Non alcoholic drink?:: Milk (even though I'm Lactoce intollerant T_T!)
Alcoholic drink?:: I FUCKING HATE ALL ALCOHOL!!!!!!!!!!
Animal?:: I like a lot of them! :D
Holiday?:: Haloween! You can dress up, break into a house, and no one will find you since no one knows what you really look like!
Season?:: All. Each is good in it's own way.
Sport?:: Hm...I dunno. I'm not much into sports.
Place to shop?:: Don't like waisting my money.
Clothing brand?:: I dunno, I haven't bought clothes in so long.
Scent?:: Mexican food! :D
Restaurant?:: You wouldn't know it. It's in Mexico.
Fruit?:: I like almost all of them.
Vegetable?:: I like about half of them.
Fast food restaurant?:: I hate fast food.
Pizza topping?:: Uh...I guess I like pineapple.
Ice cream flavor?:: Hm...I'm gonna say anything with nuts.
Magazine?:: Don't care. I like real books better.
City?:: Los Angeles. Close to Mexico and home.
Color?:: Black and Red
Number?:: 69! Kidding, I dunno. 14?
This or that...
Chocolate or vanilla?:: Chocolate since I don't really like vanilla.
Pepsi or coke?:: Hate American soda.
Hot or cold?:: Don't care.
Black or white?:: Black :D
Dog or cat?:: I like both, but I'm alergic to cats.
French toast or pancakes?:: Don't care.
French fries or onion rings?:: Don't care.
Hamburger or hot dog?:: Don't care.
Pepperoni or sausage?:: Don't care.
Britney or Christina?:: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! *runs away*
McDonalds or Burger King?:: Don't care, hate both.
50 Cent or Eminem?:: Eminen. I only like one song by 50 Cent.
Canada or Mexico?:: VIVA MEXICO!!!!!!!!!!! :D
Hug or kiss?:: Both ^^
Movies or TV?:: Uh....Both.
Truth or dare?:: Dare. I don't like talking about certain things about myself.
Do you...
Shower daily?:: If we pay the water bill.
Sing in the shower?:: Nope.
Like to sing?:: Yeah, but I freakin suck!
Like to dance?:: Hell no!
Smoke?:: NO!
Drink?:: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cuss?:: Yes :D
Talk to yourself?:: Yup!
Believe in yourself?:: Nope :D
Play an instrument?:: Yep, Guitar. Hella hard to play with claws and dislocated fingers.
Go to school?:: Yes.
Go to college?:: Someday.
Have a job?:: Nope
Like your job?:: If I did then hell no. :D
Want to get married?:: Yes.
Want to have kids?:: It's my life dream. Of course!
Get along with your parents?:: Mother: Sorta; Father: .....Moving on :D
Get along with your siblings?:: Sergio: Never met him; Ulyses: Never met him either; Francisco (1st person on my top friends): Love him so much. I hope we do.
Drive?:: Not yet T_T!
Random...
Do you think you're trustworthy?:: Yes.
Think your funny?:: People tell me I am.
Ever toilet papered someones house?:: No! I don't have the money for that!
Gone garbage can tipping?:: Maybe...
What are your parents names?:: Maria and...moving on :D
Siblings names?:: Francisco Daniel, Sergio, Ulyses, I know there's more!
Do you wash your hands frequently?:: I'm a compulsive hand washer...
How many time a day do you brush your teeth?:: Whenever I can.
Collect anything?:: Medication XD
Ever been in love?:: Yes
In love right now?:: Yes
What color pants are you wearing right now?:: I'm not wearing pants. I'm wearing shorts :D
How does your hair look?:: Long (to my butt), Black, Curly
Ever had your heartbroken?:: Yes...My "father"
Ever broken the law?:: Sooooo many times.
Been arrested?:: Once...
Been out of the country?:: All the time!
Can you stick your fist in your mouth?:: No! Jaw disorder D:
When was the last time you got drunk?:: Almost a year ago. If I can then never again.
Do you do drugs?:: I take Chlordiazepioxide 3 to 4 times a day (prescription meds)
When was the last time you were high on anything?:: My Chlordiazepioxide pills this afternoon. XD
Do you prefer the lights on or off?:: For sex? Kidding, I don't care.
Would you ever get plastic surgery?:: NO!
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My Interests

Anime, Manga, Blood, ROTC, Doctor crap, culture, foreing language, animals, dead people, ITACHI ITACHI ITACHI!!!!!!! But most importantly God!

I'd like to meet:

My 2 older brothers (wish I had a picture of them),Akira ToriyamaDarth VaderAnyone that entertains me.Shut up and click, stupid Kevin got me into this. Now click dammit! Give me credits!I'd also like to meet the person who made this video... width="425" height="350" ....

Music:

Lemme see..... almost all Spanish music, im not picky; Most Japansese music, again not picky; when it comes to music in English, I'm mush more picky. I'll listen to emo music. Some rock. Now rap...Yeah, I'm extremely picky. NO COUNTRY!!!!!! You will almost never catch me listening to music made before 1990 unless it's clasical music. I don't know why, I just don't like it... width="425" height="350" ....

Movies:

Some of the best movies ever. Akira is the verry best one. Shut up, I like Star Wars!.. width="425" height="350" ....

Television:

Hm...I don't whatch a lot of TV. I whatch the news there and a lot of medical shows. I don't whatch anime on TV since English dubbs tend to suck. I also whatch a lot of comedy shows... width="425" height="350" ...... width="425" height="350" ....Oh come on! I'm emo and I'm not that whiny and dramatic! And I still belive in God. And I've never cut myself to feel alive! It was a self punishment...I gotta be the wierdest emo ever. ^^

Books:

Harry Potter, Manga (especialy comedy), any book by David Pelzer

'What will your obituary say?' at QuizGalaxy.com

Heroes:

My mom and any other single parent who is willing to sacrafice themselves for their children; My friend Motoko for saving my life just by talking to me since I was contiplating suicide when I met her; Namir, you help a hell of a lot more than you think ^^; My ex boyfriend Kevin, for still being there and helping me out with my pain. I love you Kevin and I always will; MLK for standing up for his dream no matter what others told him; and all those that can take a joke!

My Blog

When was the last time you prayed?

Why is it that no one ever thinks about these things unless something horrible happens? Why does it always take something bad to finally remind us about God and our wrongs? Seriously, no one ever thin...
Posted by Itachi Stalker on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 07:19:00 PST