SOMETHING FREAKY BOUT THESE TOOTHBRUSHES ...
WAT IT IZ, DIZ DAT KID DAVID, GOV NAME'Z EDWIN, BUT DONT LET ME CATCH U CALLIN' ME DAT, EVERYONE CALLZ ME BY MY MIDDLE NAME. I DON'T ACT FAKE, I KEEPZ IT REAL WIT EVERYONE, NO HYPOCRATE, DON'T LIKE DEM TYPEZ EITHER. IF U KOOL, HIT ME BACK. IF U HATIN', U GOT PROBLEMZ...
THIS IZ FOR THOZE THAT LIKEZ TO CONTRADICT ME.