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i ruin lives

if tequila don't kill me, i will

About Me



I do skateboarding. I do skateparking. Now I make events happen. Fun events, surfing events, snowboarding events, skateboarding events, all kinds of events. I do very little else.
I really want to brainwash you and make you my robot slave but honestly, I'm just too lazy. Ummm, did I say lazy? I meant busy. I'm busy playing with useless wooden toys. my first and only true love in my life is a wooden plank with plastic wheels on it. How sad is that? how lovely is that? Inspirational!
soooo, when im not pushing that thing around or breaking it in half out of frustration, I sometimes drive an old ford truck and a real old motorscooter made by those fiery Brits. I am also very fond of Audi cars. So in a nutshell, I guess if it has wheels and isnt gay like rollerdisco, I love it.

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My Interests

having fun and refusing to grow up while not being a total waste of space. i am completely in love with skateboards. if you can't handle this, move along. sure you will be important to me, but the one thing that never let me down is my skateboard. it may break my body but it never fucks with my heart.

I'd like to meet:

my maker, the inventor of the beer bottle (how'd he get all that magic in there?), betty crocker, ice cube, martha stewart, the singer from your favorite band, all my long lost cousins and great-great uncles, the person that coined the phrase "cool as shit", malcolm X, method man, ODB (RIP you big baby jesus!)vanilla ice (why man? why? where did you come from?), a truly unitarian non sected church and it's congregation, the lovers of true ethnically inspired food, a real life modern day Virgen De Guadelupe, all creators of the calaveras art of Mexico and last but not least.....Edward Munch.

Music:

you gotta know this....music matters.

Movies:

are for people without reading glasses.

Television:

is what made me who I am today. Thanks MTV!

Books:

make nice bonfires and can be used to expand the mind...but only under close adult supervision.

Heroes:

are what I hope to be when I grow up.

My Blog

Waikiki, Benihana and the Penthouse

damn son. I'm chillin in Hawaii right now at the Hilton Hawaiin Village. Got here tonight and upon checking into our room, we were informed that the hotel made a mistake during booking ad our room was...
Posted by i ruin lives on Fri, 16 May 2008 01:40:00 PST

No time for fun and games.....

with all these fun and games I call work!San Jose Cunningham skatepark opening 4-25 & 4-26! On Friday, Im gonna hit the "On the Corner" record store art installment, called "The Future Looks Bright"A ...
Posted by i ruin lives on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 10:44:00 PST

Pictures from Santa Barbara

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Posted by i ruin lives on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 11:54:00 PST

Sun, Sand and Surf....or how I learned to love $4 gallons of gas and bullshit traffic tickets

gassed up the car on saturday to the tune of $60. not to let a beautiful day be spoiled, we decided to suck it up and drove up to Santa Barbara for an overnight get-a-way. I've driven through SB befor...
Posted by i ruin lives on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 10:10:00 PST

there’s only three of you

I dont care if there's 33, bring me 4 margaritas and 4 beers.spoken like a true rogue.
Posted by i ruin lives on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 01:55:00 PST

Degentrification and the Powerful Right

The Bankruptcy of America.Big oil is doing this to us and we're helpless. As the Oil industry continues to see record profits, quarter after quarter, the bankrupting of America proceeds without opposi...
Posted by i ruin lives on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 12:14:00 PST

The Wall, Heavy Metal and The Thing V.S. Margaritas

with such amazing choices of Television to further destroy the chasm I call a brain, tonight became an official stay at home night and drink margaritas.As I sit and ponder life as a dream, life as a m...
Posted by i ruin lives on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 11:44:00 PST

gearing up for getting down.....

if you know where that comes from you’re an OK person in my book.anyway, I’m pretty deep in planning a ton of events for the Summer and it wont be long before Im back on the road touring w...
Posted by i ruin lives on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 10:17:00 PST

Those kids are all on something.....

ive seen all the marketing hype, ive heard the crummy songs and i just never got what all these 10 yr old kids saw in this horribly over-hyped offspring of Billy Ray Cyrus.well I watched her on "Idol ...
Posted by i ruin lives on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 10:07:00 PST

more snowboarding

hopefully we will get out this week for our last days at Bear.i went up on friday with my boss and we had great snow, bluebird sky and the temp was about 55-60 by noon.we went early (6:30) and caught ...
Posted by i ruin lives on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 05:51:00 PST