Mooney Monday

Formed after 3 consecutive failed abortions in the 80's, Dave, Mooney, and Mitch decided to seek revenge from beyond the womb.armed with testicals made from dynomite, we prowl the earth seeking justice and beer caps. we never question our porpose and never think twice about touching our lady parts.our quest is simple, rock the ears of the three fans that mindlessly follow our pointless past time called music. the 10 people that have heard of us said we were ok, but died shortly after because of a lightning bolt from God. Never lie kids, it kills.reading this bio means you owe us big so open your pockets and buy our cd.Your Deadly SinsSloth: 80%Greed: 60%Envy: 40%Gluttony: 40%Lust: 40%Pride: 20%Wrath: 0%Chance You'll Go to Hell: 40%You will die while sleeping - and no one will notice. (Well that's it for me guys...See you in the next life...dah dah dent dah dah duh...dent!!! that's all folks).