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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: KESHA
Birthday: 09/26/88
Birthplace: STL
Current Location: NORTHSIDE BITCH
Eye Color: BROWN
Hair Color: BROWN
Height: 5'6
Right Handed or Left Handed: RIGHT
Your Heritage:
The Shoes You Wore Today: AIR FORCE ONES
Your Weakness: FOOD
Your Fears: LIL BROTHER OR MOM DIEING
Your Perfect Pizza: SAUSAGE
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: MOVE OUT
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: GET IT 2GETHER
Thoughts First Waking Up: GET HIGH OR DRUNK
Your Best Physical Feature: BUTT
Your Bedtime: WHEN EVER I GO
Your Most Missed Memory: CHARLES LANKY DADDY
Pepsi or Coke: PEPSI
MacDonalds or Burger King: MACDONALDS
Single or Group Dates: NEITHER MARRIED
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: NEITHER
Chocolate or Vanilla: VANILLA
Cappuccino or Coffee: NEITHER
Do you Smoke: WHEN I NEED 2 EASE MY MIND
Do you Swear: ALL THA TIME
Do you Sing: YES
Do you Shower Daily: YES
Have you Been in Love: YES
Do you want to go to College: AINT FOR ME
Do you want to get Married: ALREADY MARRIED
Do you belive in yourself: HELL YEAH
Do you get Motion Sickness: YES
Do you think you are Attractive: YES
Are you a Health Freak: NO
Do you get along with your Parents: YES
Do you like Thunderstorms: SOMETIMES
Do you play an Instrument: NO
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: YES
In the past month have you Smoked: YES
In the past month have you been on Drugs: NO
In the past month have you gone on a Date: NO
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: YES
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: NO
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: NO
In the past month have you been on Stage: NO
In the past month have you been Dumped: NO
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: NO
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: NO
Ever been Drunk: YES
Ever been called a Tease: YES
Ever been Beaten up: HELL NO I DO THA BEATING UP
Ever Shoplifted: YES
How do you want to Die: FAST
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: POLICE
What country would you most like to Visit: NEITHER
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: BLACK
Favourite Hair Color: BLACK
Short or Long Hair: BOTH
Height: TALLER THAN ME
Weight: 150-180
Best Clothing Style:
Number of Drugs I have taken: 2
Number of CDs I own: SHIT WHO KNOWS
Number of Piercings: 3
Number of Tattoos: 3
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 1

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