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Here for your low end aural pleasure

Funny. She doesn't look Drewish.

About Me

I play music. I am also more amazing than anyone you know. I'm humble too. More humble than anyone you know. The sooner you just accept this fact, the easier it will be to get along with the greatness that is myself.

My Interests

Music, sleep, and music.

I'd like to meet:

These guys.

Music:


Television:

The Venture Brothers, Aquateen Hunger Force, Robot Chicken, Law & Order.

Heroes:

BROCK FUCKIN' SAMPSON!! .. width="425" height="350" ..Peter Griffin .. width="425" height="350" ..Chuck Rainey of Steely DanTimothy B. Schmitt of The EaglesDirk Lance of IncubusJohn Myung of Dream TheaterPablo CasalsStingTony LevinYo-Yo MaMike Portnoy of Dream TheaterItzak PerlmanTK-421! WHY AREN'T YOU AT YOUR POST????HAL 9000KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!Darth Vader (Yes, I did steal this from your page J-Mo)Dr. ZoidbergAsheDid I mention BROCK FUCKIN' SAMPSON?!And The Ninja from Ask a Ninja

My Blog

New addition to the "List-O-Pricks"

Mark this man well for he is a man known throughout the music industry as... THE MAN WHO KNOWS MORE THAN YOU DO ABOUT GEAR AND WILL TAKE EVERY OPPORTUNITY TO SHOW YOU BY PLAYING EVERYTHING THAT METAL...
Posted by Here for your low end aural pleasure on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 06:28:00 PST

Next group that perpetuates the stereotype.

Normally for this next group, I'd talk about how their choice in vehicle is nothing more than phallic compensation.  I have come to the impression that this is not so.  I think the 20 & ...
Posted by Here for your low end aural pleasure on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 11:14:00 PST

Rules, rules, rules. 303 of them to be exact.

Just because I think these are awesome, they shall be on my page for all to see. 101 rules to being "Black Metal."  1. Don't be gay. 2. Be "true". 3. All people who aren't "true" are gay. 4. Be g...
Posted by Here for your low end aural pleasure on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 11:25:00 PST

Goodbye and good riddance... at least for another year.

     Ah, yes.  The first week of August in Reno, Nevada and you know what that means.  That's right boys and girls:  Hot August Nights.  An event where a bunch ...
Posted by Here for your low end aural pleasure on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 01:40:00 PST

They are at it again!!!

IT MAKES ME SICK TO MY STOMACH TO COME IN CONTACT WITH BANDS THAT HAVE SERIOUS DELUSIONS ABOUT HOW IMPORTANT THEY ARE!  In a dream world, local bands would unite in the common goal of making a k...
Posted by Here for your low end aural pleasure on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 03:03:00 PST

My newest rant...

I'm really getting sick of seeing all these souped up cars out there.  These little fuckers keep spending all their money on shitty cars, then they spend even more money and make the engines...
Posted by Here for your low end aural pleasure on Mon, 15 May 2006 02:14:00 PST

Boy I tell you what...

Frankly, I'm sick and tired people using religion to get attention for themselves.  Pat Robertson, Jerry Fallwell, and Louis Farakahn (or however the hell you spell his name) come to mind first.&...
Posted by Here for your low end aural pleasure on Wed, 03 May 2006 06:00:00 PST

To: all Soccer Moms out there

I'm just going to throw a simple question out there:  WHY THE FUCK DO YOU SOCCER MOMS NEED A HUGE FUCKING SUV WHEN YOU ONLY HAVE 1, MAYBE 2 KIDS?  I'm rather fed up with getting cut off by s...
Posted by Here for your low end aural pleasure on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 01:24:00 PST

Lessons...

Events on Friday taught me a lot about how wrong I was about the nature of people.  I tend to be a jaded person that views people, as a whole, as being very uncaring of others.  Day in &...
Posted by Here for your low end aural pleasure on Sun, 26 Feb 2006 10:02:00 PST

Survey Says...

Your Political ProfileOverall: 60% Conservative, 40% LiberalSocial Issues: 50% Conservative, 50% LiberalPersonal Responsibility: 50% Conservative, 50% LiberalFiscal Issues: 75% Conservative, 25% Liber...
Posted by Here for your low end aural pleasure on Sat, 04 Feb 2006 12:46:00 PST