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HANNER

If you're not TOTALLY appalled by now, you haven't been paying attention.

About Me

THINGS I LIKE: WWW.BOBBIEMEDLIN.COM, Advil Migraine, Books, Naps, wasting time, thunder/lightening storms, pandas, dogs, cats, cool pens, sweatshirts, sleeping under the stars, holding hands, heart to heart talks, mint chocolate chip ice cream, bonfires in the backyard, hikes in the woods, scary movies, museums, green olives, diet coke, fake voicemails from Curtis, pedicures, flirting, San Pellegrino, pay raises, sales, tropical islands, summer, sneakers, letters in the mail...THINGS I DON'T LIKE: SHAKIRA, onions, inappropriately loud talkers, cigarette butts being thrown out windows, littering in general, people who think fat people are gross, people who think I give TMI, paper cuts, strange sticky substances on doorknobs, egg salad sandwiches, dry hands, action films, unsalted butter, cilantro, frozen dinners with meat in them, tarantulas, Revlon lipstick, office attire, wool, narrow minds, traffic jams, $7.99 best seller books, snow, Splenda, wet jeans, tapioca pudding...Layout Provided By CodeMyLayout.com - Myspace Layouts

My Interests

Music, books, movies (soooo unoriginal). I love anything that talks about the supernatural, I'm a sucker for psychics, journaling, writing, online dating (but after a month, it turns ugly), dead things, plastinated body parts, abnormal psychology, worrying about viruses, Meyers-Briggs stuff, Oh! Having coffee with my multiple personalities (and then talking shit about them later), jay walking, worrying about diseases, refusing to tip Starbucks Baristas after paying $2.50 for drip coffee, scowling on the subway (while worrying about bacteria), littering my apartment with old reciepts, arguing with my sister, searching for my nail clippers, trying to come off as 'bitchy' when I'm just a 'softie' inside, AND, finally, worrying about germs.
How to make a H.M.
Ingredients:
5 parts mercy
3 parts self-sufficiency
3 parts empathy
Method:
Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of lovability
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Personality cocktail
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I'd like to meet:

My soulmates (all 376 of them)...So far I have met 10, so I have 366 to go. Subscribe now! You could be the one!


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Music:

Imogen Heap, Thievery Corporation, Paul Oakenfold, GF Handel, Jah Cure, Kruder & Dorfmeister, Jill Scott, The Roc Project, Jem, Freemasons, Mary J. Blige, Daft Punk, Deep Dish, Rage Against the Machine, Four Strings, Tool, Moony, Shapeshifters, Air, Zero 7, Nel Furtado, Stevie Wonder, September, Darude, MC 900 Foot Jesus (is that right?)....to name a few.
You Are Buffy the Vampire Slayer
"We saved the world. I say we have to party." What Superheroine Are You?

Movies:

Anything scary, funny or romantic. As mentioned before...no action films. Die Hard can...well, DIE. But it never does, it keeps coming back! Why?!?!? What Color Are You?
WHITES are motivated by PEACE, seek independence and require kindness. They resist confrontation at all costs. (Feeling good is more important than being good.) They are typically quiet by nature, they process things very deeply and objectively, and they are by far the best listeners of all the colors. They respect people who are kind, but recoil from perceived hostility or verbal battle.WHITES need their quiet independence and refuse to be controlled by others. WHITES want to do things their own way, in their own time. They ask little of others, and resent others demanding much of them. WHITES are much stronger than people think because they dont reveal their feelings. WHITES are kind, non-discriminate, patient and can be indecisive, timid, and silently stubborn. When you deal with a WHITE, be kind, accept (and support) their individuality, and look for nonverbal clues to their feelings.
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Television:

Nip/Tuck, Medium, Six Feet Under (now deceased), CSI (Las Vegas), Grey's...

Books:

Time Traveler's Wife, A Fine Balance, Life of Pi, DaVinci Code, The Ice Queen, The Lovely Bones, The Little Friend, Snow Falling on Cedars, Secret Life of Bees, The Mermaid Chair, The Probable Future, The Giant's House, Running With Scissors, The Thirteenth Tale, Jane Austen Book Club, Middlesex, Case Histories, Fiona Range...

Heroes:

People who can knot a cherry stem in their mouth. How do you do that? But seriously, my mother (she has superhuman strength). My step-dad, for loving me as his very OWN.
You are a Brainy Girl!
Whether you're an official student or a casual learner, you enjoy hitting the books.
You know a little bit about everything, and you're always dying to know more.
For a guy to win your heart, he's got to share some of your intellectual interests.
A awesome book collection of his own doesn't hurt either! What Kind of Girl Are You?

My Blog

Ensoulment

Until the 19th century, the Catholic church believed that a human fetus's "ensoulment" happened 40 days after conception for males and 90 days for females.  This idea derives from Thomas Aquinas,...
Posted by H.M. on Thu, 10 May 2007 01:17:00 PST

Greenpeace taking telemarketing to the streets

I'd like to take this time to rant about Greenpeace.  If any of you work or volunteer for Greenpeace, I do NOT apologize.Instead of calling everyone in town, Greenpeace workers are planting thems...
Posted by H.M. on Wed, 09 May 2007 10:02:00 PST

fake teeth

I was waiting for the bus this morning and looked down....and there were fake teeth on the ground. At first, I was like, "oh my god, some poor old man is missing his teeth!" But then I realized that...
Posted by H.M. on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 07:44:00 PST

Lazy

I'm so lazy!!  It could actually be because I have nothing to say.  Nothing important at least.  Except for one thing.  I feel really bad for The Examiner.  When I get to the ...
Posted by H.M. on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 05:51:00 PST

Online Dating (Offthe Record)

If I owned an online dating site I would sell two-week memberships.  Right now some are offering 7 day free trials (not enough time) or you can purchase 1 month and up (too much time). I think tw...
Posted by H.M. on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 07:02:00 PST

What's your question, ma'am?

Last night I went to a lecture at the National Cathedral called "Misquoting Jesus."  This was the perfect lecture for me because I believe there are thousands of errors in the bible.  He dis...
Posted by H.M. on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 07:57:00 PST

Happiness

I am going to quote Johanna Skilling, partly because I like what she says in her article and also because we share the same name:"In 'The Art of Happiness,' His Holiness The Dalai Lama says that seeki...
Posted by H.M. on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 07:46:00 PST

THE RULES

One of my most CHERISHED authors, Anne Lamott, has constructed an online diary.  I had to post this entry so you might too enjoy this wonderful, spunky woman.A book called "The Rules" recently we...
Posted by H.M. on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 07:56:00 PST

NORMAL is sooooo last year!

Hey, did you hear?  Crazy is the new normal.  So all of you who feel like you wanna let loose and fly your freak flag, go on ahead! A couple of buds were hangin' with me at the bar last nigh...
Posted by H.M. on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 08:16:00 PST

Do you know who I REALLY am?

I am an INFP.  The description (below) describes me very well.  The rest you'll have to find out on your own.  If you want to take the Meyers-Briggs Test, go to: http://www.advisorteam....
Posted by H.M. on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 01:38:00 PST