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V.P.â„¢

I am here for Friends

About Me

Who is it? Oh, hello. I'm sorry, I can't come to the door right now. I'm afraid that, in my weakened condition, I could take a nasty spill down the stairs and subject myself to further school absences. You can reach my parents at their places of business. Thanks for stopping by; I appreciate your concern for my wellbeing. Have a nice day. <[i>See also here ]

My Interests

Macrame. Macaroni. Mackenzie Astin. Cauley MacCulkin.

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meat you. Yeah, that's right. MEAT. I'm in my dirty thirties. I'd also like to meet my twin, Dakota Fanning. To wit:

Music:

Never heard of it.

Movies:

Ones with pictures.

Television:

I watch Hit List, channel 822 on Time Warner Cable. And that's how I know Mandy Moore's "Candy" is a Hitâ„¢, and you don't.

Books:

Huh?

Heroes:

Whenever I see the word hero pluralized I think it says "toes," so I'll say 10. Or 8 and two thumb-toes.