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Patti

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About Me

Lets see....I'm the opposite of fascinating. I'm a simple girl with simple tastes. I love the Douchettes. I consider myself an idea woman, my only problem is that I can't actually follow through with any of them. I'm addicted to tv and movies (and for that matter, Lifetime tv movies). I went to college, got a degree, and ***Update: I moved in with my wonderful boyfriend, and so far, so good. After three long months I've finally landed a job, so a weight has been lifted off of my shoulders. Yaaaay making money!! I have a darling baby kitten that I love with my entire heart. We recently had a health scare with the little guy, but he's going to be okay. Culpeper has been good to me so far, and I'm glad that I moved here. ***End update. I'll probably never amount to very much, but I'm so totally okay with that, just as long as I'm happy. I like Cold Stone ice cream, and I love my dogs. I get along with just about anyone, but half the time I hate most of those people. I hate emo and anything emo-related. I want to punch anyone that has that gay emo haircut (You know the one I'm talking about...life is so painful and bleak that I must view it through the hair over one eye). I'm a pretty good friend (or at least I'd like to think that I am)****Update: Tiny horses are allowed to have emo hair and look adorable. I've witnessed them first-hand in Gettysburg. I'm still enjoying the wonders of automatic windows/locks and air conditioning for the first time in my life. I'm becoming an adult, and it's really quite weird, but I'm sort of enjoying it. I found two gray hairs, and my boyfriend plucked one of them. I fear that it will grow back in multitudes ***Update, they're showing up more frequently now, thanks Danny. I enjoy doing crossword puzzles, I excel in pop culture trivia, and I have a sincere passion for shoes. I also love "The Robot". Oh, and in case you didn't notice, I'm also very random.Two things that I love: Being Peruvian and Simon & Garfunkel...here the two are combined!
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Hmmmmm.....people that I've lost touch with. That's pretty much it. I'd also like to meet this guy:p.s. I don't want to meet people that can't spell. So if you use the letter "z" in the place of an "s", don't waste your time writing to me. If you like to alternate capitalized and uncapitalized letters in everything that you type (LiKe tHiS), please don't write to me. If I have to spend more than 2 seconds deciphering your half-assed attempt at the English language, please don't bother writing to me.And this guy:

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My Blog

Kanye West is acting like a little bitch.

Kanye: MTV exploited Britney for ratings. Associated Press Tue Sep 11, 3:36 PM ET NEW YORK - Kanye West blames MTV for Britney Spears' less than stellar performance at the Video Music Awards. "Man, th...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 16:12:00 GMT

Ally McBeale?? No way. I'm thoroughly insulted.

..> ..> http://www.myheritage.com..>..>Myheritage.com sucks.  I don't look like any of these broads.  I suppose they just find anybody whose face is in the exact same position...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 16:20:00 GMT

Why is Elisabeth Hasselbeck such a yappy shit head?

First, watch her yap like a lunatic on speed: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mchPdvZeSz4 .. width="425" height="350">http://www.youtube.com/v/mchPdvZeSz4"> name="wmode" value="transparent">http://www....
Posted by on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 22:27:00 GMT

Kutcher and Costner.....why????

      The Guardian (2006)  Watch the Trailer   --> another vertical spacer --> After losing his crew in a fatal crash, legendary Rescue Swimmer, Ben ...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 18:32:00 GMT

Post Menopausal Women Can Be Major Cunts

Fact:  I work at a women's boutique at Tysons Galleria.Fact:  This store caters to women between the ages of 18-60.Fact:  I'm supposed to kiss these women's asses.Fact:  99.9%...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 20:08:00 GMT

Dumbass Entertainment

It has come to my attention lately that there's a new breed of annoying Myspacers out there today.  Who are they???  The ten million morons out there that think they have a "label".  Si...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 16:03:00 GMT

K-Fed unveiled....God save us all.

Kevin Federline Aims for the 'Oh My God' Factor FRIDAY AUGUST 18, 2006 04:30PM EST By Mike Fleeman Photo by: Splash News Kevin Federline isn't nervous about making his nationally televised debu...
Posted by on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 20:16:00 GMT

Being anti-semetic is okay if you're an alcoholic?? Totally retarded.

Stars Speak Up in Support of Mel Gibson MONDAY AUGUST 07, 2006 08:00AM EST By Stephen M. Silverman Mel Gibson Photo by: ARmando Gallo / Retna Patrick Swayze has joined Jodie Foster and a chorus...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 10:36:00 GMT

My Top Five Favorite Movie Lines (Or at least the ones that I can think of right now).

In no particular order: "Blow off some steam, Bennet" - Commando "I'm a Mog.  Half man, half dog.....I'm my own best friend." - Spaceballs "So I said, come and live with me in peace and safe...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 15:38:00 GMT

The World Series of Pop Culture

Apparently there is one thing that I'm good at in this world, and that is pop culture trivia.  It's making me feel like a total nerd and totally boosting my nerdy confidence. Oh my god...I'm a lo...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 19:45:00 GMT