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jessicrap

Ain't right.

About Me

Sometimes I like to say things.

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My Interests

COFFEE MERCHANTS

In the Gulf Shores area? You should go to this place:

What's so great about it?
Oh, just the coffee and the food and the music and the company...
Now quit asking stupid questions and go.
You'll see.
And the same goes for this place, if you're not in Gulf Shores but instead find yourself in Montevallo:

ECLIPSE COFFEE & BOOKS
Some guys what write things:

Some folks what play with noises:

The Jeff & Vida Band's MySpace page:

MC Paul Barman


Redheaded Stepchild's Myspace Page:


Here's some more bands what you should listen at. Do it. Now.
Miraflores


Kaotoroboto


Backwoods Experiment


Old School Films


The Big Nekkid


My Dead Baby Sex


I'd like to meet:

The person who invented socks.

Music:

Tori Amos, Ween, Jeff & Vida, Bjork, The Sugarcubes, Gillian Welch, Johnny Cash, Cake, Alison Krauss, Sublime, Outkast, Modest Mouse, Violent Femmes, Pink Floyd, Love Psychedelico, Tenacious D, Shiina Ringo, Sarah McLachlan, MC Paul Barman, Cibo Matto, Leonard Cohen, Jurassic Five, Beck, Hajime Chitose, The Killers, CCR, Bob Dylan, Nelly, Jack Johnson, Redheaded Stepchild, Nelly Furtado and lots of other mess.

Which Tori Amos song are you?
Tear in Your Hand
All the world is all I am.

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Movies:

Monty Python & the Holy Grail (and all the other Python films); The Shawshank Redemption; The Boondock Saints; Snatch; Oh Brother, Where Art Thou; Metropolis; The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy; Zardoz; The Big Lebowski; Novocaine; Gramma's Boy

French Guard
Your mother was a hampster, and your father smelt of elderberries!

Television:

South Park, The Colbert Report, The Daily Show, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Futurama, Banzai!, lots of random sci-fi and anime shows.

You are a Psychotic Sidekick! (Edward from Cowboy
Bebop)

What Kind of Anime Character Are You?
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Books:


Neil Gaiman: Good Omens (with Terry Pratchett), American Gods, Anansi Boys, Neverwhere, Stardust, Smoke & Mirrors, Coraline
Harlan Ellison: I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream, Paingod And Other Delusions, Slippage, Angry Candy
Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.: Slapstick, Slaughterhouse Five, The Sirens of Titan, Cat's Cradle, Galapagos, Breakfast of Champions, Time Quake
Robert Heinlein: Stranger in a Strange Land, Job, I Will Fear No Evil, The Moon is a Harsh Mistress
Ray Bradbury: Fahrenheit 451, The Illustrated Man, The October Country, Long After Midnight, Quicker Than the Eye
Douglas Adams: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy; The Restaurant at the End of the Universe; Life, the Universe, and Everything; Mostly Harmless; The Salmon of Doubt; Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency; The Long, Dark Teatime of the Soul
Aldous Huxley: Brave New World

Also Anne McCaffrey, Larry Niven, Marian Zimmer Bradley, that Shakespeare guy, Roger Zelazny, J. K. Rowling, Alfred Hitchcock collections, random S-F anthologies bought at Goodwill, slightly more random non-fiction, short story collections, mythologies, and anything else you might trip over in my room.
Kurt Vonnegut A unique creator of absurd and haunting tales who never has much felt at home in the genre, although he kicks its ass plenty. (Ok, so I changed the words here. Nobody cares.)
Which science fiction writer are you?

Heroes:

Pretty good sandwiches, but I like plain ol' sliced bread just fine, thank ye.

My Blog

Stardust Trailer

Thanks, Bryant, for telling me this was out, 'cause I'm not always on top of shit what I ain't fell asleep on top of. Everyone should go here and watch the Stardust movie trailer. Go. ___ And you can ...
Posted by jessicrap on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 10:42:00 PST

Gaiman again

So, uh, here's the third one.I'm not going to go back and get the link right now because I'm lazy, but you can go to Gaiman's page at neilgaiman.com and check out his link to a sort-of Stardust page. ...
Posted by jessicrap on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 06:17:00 PST

Yeah, the Stardust Thing Again

Neil Gaiman on the movie. Here.
Posted by jessicrap on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 06:23:00 PST

Neil Gaiman movies in 2007. Yes ma'am. Mmmhmm.

Yeah, so it is happening, and I am happy. Hence the length of this blog: Stardust the MOVIE comes out March 9, 2007. YESYESYESYESYES! Here's some info I stole from somewhere: ______ Release Date: Mar...
Posted by jessicrap on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 12:22:00 PST

I Still Hate October. I Still Like Cheese Toast.

I wanted to write something. Here: Something. I coughed all night. That sucked. I woke up at 9:00. That just plain don't make ne'er bit uh sense. I want a Dr. Pepper. Now. Somebody give me ...
Posted by jessicrap on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 07:10:00 PST

The Red Chick Is Speedballin'

Either that or they're lying to me and there's more than one. No, I'm not coming home this weekend. I have a stack of books giving me nasty looks--and it keeps getting bigger. No, I still haven...
Posted by jessicrap on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 02:31:00 PST

Ouch

*Corrected. Jessica's typo-fixing addiction finally got the best of her not wanting to change her original unedited laziness.* I hurt myself. Again. I don't even have the cock knocker down here with m...
Posted by jessicrap on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 11:11:00 PST

By Request, and it Ain't No Damn No Doubt

Leslie said I had to write a blog. So happy effing birthday to you and you and you and you and you 'cause this is the only birthday present blog I'm gonna write, EVAH!So there. Sorry, I've been up all...
Posted by jessicrap on Sun, 23 Jul 2006 09:25:00 PST

Yeah, so I had to put it here, too...

I cannot stress this enough. Trust me, and don't make me test it to see if I can. Please. Gulf Shores, I bring you tidings of great EVERYTHING: The Coffee Merchant is risen. Go here:   What's so ...
Posted by jessicrap on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 04:37:00 PST

So the Wait is Over

I had it figured I'd probably get the results of the short story contest on my birthday, heh. So I got a door prize, weeeeeeeeeeeeeee! You can check out the winning stories here. _____________________...
Posted by jessicrap on Sat, 03 Jun 2006 09:25:00 PST