About Me
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-----This is the story of a great sailing ship, MERMAID BLONDE that set off on a great voyage, carrying goods that amounted to riches beyond comparison. May the Ill-Fated Voyage begin!
-----Not long at sea, the ship faced her first bout of severe weather. No worries, it was only the First Squall.
-----The captain and crew would be subject to many a great trial on their journey, such as the oppressing middle latitudes. Hooray for the Doldrums!
-----MERMAID BLONDE came upon a small island, looking to replenish their stores of food and water. On their arrival, however, they spotted a face rendered familiar by many hazy newspaper photographs. It was not hard to recognize the Cyclops!
-----On another, more populated island, one member of the crew, a forgettable lad of uncertain ancestry (the cabin boy) got drunk, got in a fight, and was knifed to death.
-----The captain of MERMAID BLONDE, a brave man, dared to subject his ears (the only ones not wax filled) to the beautiful songs of the Sirens. He fell in love. Luckily, he had his crew tie him down beforehand, and while this saved all their lives, the Captain could never forget the beauty of the Siren. -----It is every sailors dream to be buried at sea.
My Blog
CALLING AT ALL PORTS
THERE ARE THINGS HAPPENING IN THE NEAR FUTURE.
1. SHOW, CLUB DEVILLE, LEAP YEAR'S DAY FEB 29TH 9:30PM
2. HOPEFULLY, A MINI CD'S WORTH OF NEAR-LIVE PERFORMANCES HOPEFULLY AVAILABLE FOR PURCHASE IN THE ...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 12:22:00 GMT
SHOW(S) ETC.
HELLO ALL YOU PEOPLE ETC. GOOD NEWS TO SHARE ETC. WE SHALL BE RELAYING OUR EPIC SEAFARING VOYAGE SOONLY IN DALLAS SHOULD ANY OF YOU WANT TO SEE IT PERFORMED ETC. INTERESTINGLY, ...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Nov 2007 23:31:00 GMT
Dont give up hope
Mermaid Blonde has not been burned, sunk, run aground or pillaged. However, there are new adventures afoot for myself and the crew, including, but not limited to 1. a nice little squall, 2. a ru...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 20:52:00 GMT
yar
today be national talk like a pirate day yar, ye landlubbers bring me my rum yarrr, thought it'd be appropriate on such a sea farin song playin group of jolly rogers to say a word or two in pirate lin...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 16:56:00 GMT
New song
new song is up. enjoy. show this saturday in san antonio, i think. the situation is sketchy. maybe one with alex etc. in llano? again sketchy. this band is sketchy. expect to hear some sweet grooves a...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 14:18:00 GMT
help name my cat
so far, sarcophagus, pinball, and triangle are the forerunners for the perhaps name of my perhaps cat. perhaps i shall name her perhaps. send me ideas for names.
Posted by on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 00:51:00 GMT
new song up
here is a new song from the forthcoming split with the narrow escapes. hope you like it but i expect everyone who listens to it to buy a tape. please? also, if anyone has any shows requiring a seafari...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 02:00:00 GMT
problem:
my hair is too short
Posted by on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 10:47:00 GMT
tape release
on snakes kissing! records comes the first release of MERMAID BLONDE. it is to be a split single, two songs by the aforementioned and two by the narrow escapes. recording is happening now....
Posted by on Fri, 05 May 2006 02:08:00 GMT
first shows seldom go well
but this wasn't too bad. twas fun, the microphone shocked my lips when it wasn't feeding back. thanks to all who came out. first song is now up, i think. i sold out, i went digital, but at...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 11:06:00 GMT
