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Placenta

I am here for Serious Relationships

About Me

Daaaaaaaaang. I am lookin to meet somebody who works at Popeyes or BK or some shit. Wassa bitch opossed to do when they be hungry? Damn boo. I need me a man who loves to rub my feet, don't mind corns and like a hot chocolate mama wit big cans. I am da one boo. Uh huh I like to please my man like that. I am workin on a book about big ladies and it will be a documentary. DAAAAAANG hit me up.

My Interests

Nothing. I am too hungry.

I'd like to meet:

Food workers. Anyone who likes to pamper they lady with food.

Music:

The sound of food fryin' is damn music to my ears boo! For real for real, not for play play!

Movies:

Charlie and da chocolate factory. Let me get that golden ticket son. I eat those lil' white kids up and swim in that damn chocalate river wif like 5 of dem freaky oompa loompas! Daaaaaaang son, I tell you what!

Heroes:

Biggie Biggie Biggie Can't you SEE? That big mutha fucka could eat son! What what? Yeahuh!!!