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AVID ALLEN COECOUNTRY DEEJAYS KNOWS THAT I'M AN OUTLAW THEY'D NEVER COME TO SEE ME IN THIS DIVE WHERE BIKERS STARE AT COWBOYS WHO ARE LAUGHING' AT THE HIPPIES WHO ARE PRAYING' THEY'LL GET OUT OF HERE ALIVELOUDMOUTH IN THE CORNER'S GETTING' TO ME TALKIN' 'BOUT MY EARRINGS AND MY HAIR I GUESS HE AIN'T READ THE SIGNS THAT SAY I'VE BEEN TO PRISON SOMEONE OUGHT TO WARN HIM 'FORE I KNOCK HIM OFF HIS CHAIR'CAUSE MY LONG HAIR JUST CAN'T COVER UP MY REDNECK I'VE WON EVERY FIGHT I'VE EVER FOUGHT AND I DON'T NEED SOME TURKEY TELLING' ME THAT I AIN'T COUNTRY SAYING' I AIN'T WORTH DAMNED OLD TICKET THAT HE BOUGHT'CAUSE I CAN SING ALL THEM SONGS ABOUT TEXAS AND I STILL DO ALL THE SAD ONES THAT I KNOW THEY TELL ME I LOOK LIKE MERLE HAGGARD AND SOUND A LOT LIKE DAVID ALLAN COE AND THE BARMAID IN THE LAST TOWN THAT WE PLAYED IN KNEW THE WORDS TO EVERY SONG I'D WROTE SHE SAID JIMMY RABBIT TURNED HER ON TO MY LAST ALBUM JUST ABOUT THE TIME THE JUKE BOX BROKEYEAH, JOHNNY CASH HELPED ME GET OUT OF PRISON LONG BEFORE RODRIGUEZ STOLE THAT GOAT I'VE BEEN THE RHINESTONE COWBOY FOR SO LONG I CAN'T REMEMBER AND I CAN DO YOU EVERY SONG HANK WILLIAMS EVER WROTEAND I CAN SING ALL THEM SONGS ABOUT TEXAS AND I STILL DO ALL THE SAD ONES THAT I KNOW I CAN'T HELP IT, I LOOK LIKE MERLE HAGGARD AND I SOUND A LOT LIKE DAVID ALLAN COEBUT THE COUNTRY D.J.'S ALL THINK I'M AN OUTLAW AND THEY'D NEVER COME TO SEE ME IN THIS DIVE WHERE BIKERS STARE AT COWBOYS WHO ARE LAUGHING' AT THE HIPPIES WHO ARE PRAYING' THEY'LL GET OUT OF HERE ALIVETHE LOUDMOUTH IN THE CORNER'S GETTING' TO ME TALKIN' 'BOUT MY EARRINGS AND MY HAIR