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Simply Smartass

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About Me

I'm a smart ass....and thats me in a nut shell...
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My Interests

My interests....Hmmm...Concerts, Music, Movies, Occasional Bar Scene...Dancing in my car? Sometimes I will even do mini-concerts while driving....if you are super lucky I might do one for you if you pull up next to me...just think about THAT!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jordan Anne
Birthday: 4-22-83
Birthplace: Shelton, WA -awesome place you should go.
Current Location: Boise, ID -um...awesome place you should go?
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Blondish?
Height: 5'7
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right- Wish I was Ambidextrous
Your Heritage: Swiss with a lot of stuff mixed in...Mutt?
The Shoes You Wore Today: Barefoot
Your Weakness: Good music, Good teeth, Laughing
Your Fears: Tornados yeah...I'm in big danger here.
Your Perfect Pizza: Hawaiian but I'll go for most anything (I don't like black olives)
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Become Financially stable again...those were good times
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I type like I write so probably anything
Thoughts First Waking Up: SNOOZE!
Your Best Physical Feature: I'm drawing a blank here
Your Bedtime: Early...those kids at work wear me out!
Your Most Missed Memory: My sisters and I together all the time
Pepsi or Coke: Diet Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: Wendys?
Single or Group Dates: Depends who its with
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Taste the same
Chocolate or Vanilla: Swirl all the way!
Cappuccino or Coffee: No thank you
Do you Smoke: Thats gross and stinky
Do you Swear: Yep...its gross too but oh so addicting
Do you Sing: All the time...not well I might add
Do you Shower Daily: Wait...I'm suppose to shower?! CRAP!
Have you Been in Love: No...I think I'm to headstrong
Do you want to go to College: Not currently
Do you want to get Married: sure
Do you belive in yourself: its about 50/50
Do you get Motion Sickness: Never...knock on wood
Do you think you are Attractive: I think I have a great personality hah
Are you a Health Freak: No...but I wish I was
Do you get along with your Parents: Very very well
Do you like Thunderstorms: They are my favorite
Do you play an Instrument: I wish I did...I should learn
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes...too much probably
In the past month have you Smoked: No way jose
In the past month have you been on Drugs: In my life have I...no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yeah...I guess
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No...I try to stay away from that place
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Hmm..no..but at work we finished off a bag of albertsons cookies
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No but it sounds really good right now
In the past month have you been on Stage: Does my sisters couch count as stage?
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nah
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I learned my lesson early on about stealing...its apparently bad and you get in trouble.
Ever been Drunk: Too many times to count
Ever been called a Tease: Once...but I don't know why
Ever been Beaten up: I have two older sisters...what do you think?
Ever Shoplifted: Once but like I said...I learned early on in life thats a big No No
How do you want to Die: Quickly
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Successful (I'm not to picky)
What country would you most like to Visit: I want to do an all over Europe Trip. I've been to a few places but there are more to see
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Any...it all depends
Favourite Hair Color: Calico?
Short or Long Hair: Short typically but depends once again
Height: Taller than me is nice
Weight: Seriously this all depends on the person
Best Clothing Style: Dressed.?
Number of Drugs I have taken: Zero
Number of CDs I own: Tons!
Number of Piercings: only 3 all in the ear but I use to have my nose
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: a few.

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I'd like to meet:

Crystal...WAIT I DO KNOW HER...I'm SOOO LUCKY...who else? Jack Handey, Will Ferrell DAMN I LOVE THAT MAN...Myself 20 years from now...I wonder if I will be fun...or alive....? Hmm...wonder.... Oh yeah and YOU of course!
Create your own Friend Quiz hereBob my Main man! Oh how I adore him.

Music:

So many bands and so little time it would seem...The Format* Bob Schnieder* Postal Service* Breaking Benjamin* The Used* The Honorary Title* Matt Nathanson* Hidden In Plain View* Senses Fail* Amber Pacific* Pedro The Lion* Headphones* Flogging Molly* Fall Out Boy* Taking Back Sunday* MxPx* Allister* Ani Difranco* Jonny Lang * Carbon Leaf* Great Big Sea* The Starting Line* Stephen Kellogg and the sixers* Adam Richman* Kyle Ribako* Marc Broussard* Cake* Violent Femmes* Death Cab for Cutie* My Chemical Romance* Dashboard Confessional* John Legend* Ben Harper* Joe Firstman* Tony Lucca* Rufus Wainwright* Augustana* Jamison Parker* American Eyes* Tim Blane* Matt Wertz* Dave Barnes* Nick Peay* MoZella* Ray Lamontagne* AM*The 80's have some killer hits and early 90's they are some of my Favorites!And So many more...

Movies:

All time Favorite..... The Never Ending Story ;Anchorman; Old School; Napoleon Dynomite ; Garden State ; Zoolander ; Tao of Steve ; Happy Texas ; Mall Rats ; Clerks ; Chasing Amy ; Dogma ; Igby Goes Down ; Office Space ; Oceans Eleven; Swingers ; Amelie ; Fight Club; 40 Year Old Virgin; Elf; DodgeBall; almost all of the Disney movies....you have to love in my line of work...and quite a few more on the list that I can't think of right now....

Television:

Simpsons...and MTV2...I'm not gonna lie...I watch cartoons...who ever doesn't admit it is lying...sponge bob anyone?

Books:

A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius by Dave Eggersand the whole series of Unfortunate Events by Lemony Snicket Stuck between a Rock and a Hard Place...I could NEVER do that...DAMN!

Heroes:

My parents are pretty great...they love me after all.

My Blog

Ocean Shores Slideshow

This is from our trip to Washington...it was stellar!   ...
Posted by Simply Smartass on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 10:55:00 PST

Munich Slideshow

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Posted by Simply Smartass on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 11:18:00 PST