A Little More Pregnancy Humour |
This is from an actual trial in the UK: A young woman who was several months pregnant boarded a bus. Then she noticed a young man smiling at her she began feeling humiliated on account of her conditio...
Posted by on Sun, 20 Sep 2009 13:25:00 GMT |
If Men Got Pregnant |
Maternity leave would last two years....with full pay. There would be a cure for stretch marks. Natural childbirth would become obsolete. Morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health pro...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Jul 2009 23:36:00 GMT |
20 Fatal Thing to Say to a Pregnant Woman |
20. "Those strech marks will fade, right?"19. "Its not like your really "sick-sick" its just morning sickness."18. " Hey, can you get off the couch and grab me a drink from the fridge?"17. "I finished...
Posted by on Sun, 28 Jun 2009 22:08:00 GMT |
Answers to difficult pregnancy questions |
BEFORE THE PREGNANCY: Am I more likely to get pregnant if my husband wears boxers rather then briefs? Yes, but you'll have an even better chance if he doesn't wear anything at all. Are birth control p...
Posted by on Sat, 27 Jun 2009 22:18:00 GMT |
Beautiful poem for parents |
I am not sure who wrote this, but it was one of the few emotion inspiring poems I have ever read.....so I am borrowing it in my own dedacation....
For My Boys
Just for this morning, I am going ...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 02:15:00 GMT |
Holiday Eating Tips |
Holiday Eating Tips
1. Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table knows nothing of the Christmas spirit. In fact, if you see carrots, leave immediately. Go next door, wher...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 02:46:00 GMT |
New State Mottos |
> ALABAMA> Hell Yes - We Have Electricity>>>> ALASKA> 11, 623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!>>>> ARIZONA> But It's A Dry Heat>>>> ARKANSAS> Literacy Ain't Everything>>>> CALIFORNIA> By 30... Our Women Have M...
Posted by on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 14:45:00 GMT |
The Signs and "The Lightbulb" |
Aries: Just one. You want to make something of it?Taurus: One, but just "try" to convince them that the burned-out bulb is useless and should be thrown away.Gemini: Two, but the job never gets done--t...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 14:21:00 GMT |
Raising Boys |
RAISING BOYSThe following came from an anonymous Mother in Austin , Texas .Things I've learned from my Boys (honest and not kidding):1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft.h...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 20:55:00 GMT |
Rules to enter Texas |
Rules to Enter Texas:Applies to each person as they enter Texas. Learn 'em & remember 'em. East Coast and California-types pay particular attention!
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Posted by on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 15:01:00 GMT |
