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lonster the monster (single once again)

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About Me


Get Your Own Voice Player Manage Search your cell for something with which to hang yourself. They say you need to pray if you want to go to heaven but they don't tell you what to say when your whole life has gone to hell.

My Interests



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adopt your own virtual pet! .. width="425" height="350" ..MUSIC, OUTDOORS, PLAYIN MY GUITAR (THE LADIES FLOCK TO ACOUSTIC), SINGIN TO THE TOP OF MY LUNGS WHEN NOBODY CAN HEAR ME,ANYTHING FUN, HANGIN WITH ANYONE WHO CAN MAKE ME SMILE.

I'd like to meet:

i want someone provocative and talkitive, jesse lacey, morrisey, johnny cash=(, george strait,pretty much anyone who has made an impact on the music world or is just interesting and I would love to meet a girl who doesn't lie
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Music:

I made this playlist at .. .
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[Marital Status] i can't find a girl that stupid thats not blonde
[Shoe size] 13
[Parents still together] yep
[Siblings] bro and sis
[Pets] do fish count
FAVORITES
[Color] green
[Number] 13
[Animal] puppies
[Drinks] budweiser
[Soda] dont drink the stuff
[Book] dont read do magazines count
[Flower] aaaaahhhhhchhoooo dont like flowers
DO YOU
[Color your hair?] blondeish brown
[Twirl your hair?] nahh
[Have tattoos?] nope
[Have Piercings?] yep
[Cheat on tests/homework?] all the time
[Drink/Smoke?] yes/no
[Like roller coasters?] hell yeah
[Wish you could live somewhere else?] if I dont get out of orlando soon imma shoot someone
[Want more piercings?] yes
[Like cleaning?] no
[Write in cursive or print?] both
[Own a web cam?] maybe whos askin
[Know how to drive?] not under the speed limit
[Own a cell phone?] duh
[Ever get off the damn computer?] not really
HAVE U EVER
[Been in a fist fight?] yeah
[Considered a life of crime?] all the time
[Considered being a hooker?] yeah but they never want to pay afterwards
[Lied to someone?] possibly
[Been in love?] sure
[Made out with JUST a friend?] yes its awkward the next day
[Been in lust?] no i was just watching tv i swear
[Used someone] never
[Been used?] ocasionally but it was worth it
[Been cheated on?] not that i know of but possibly
[Kicked someone in the nuts?] never on purpose
[Stolen anything?] i steal the hearts of young women every day
[Held a gun] yeah letting go of it is the hard part
CURRENTS
[Current clothing] missouri beer drinkers shirt, jeans, flip flops, budweiser hat
[Current mood] tired
[Current taste] budweiser
[What you currently smell like] irish spring soap
[Current hair] faux hawk
[Current thing I ought to be doing] getting off my ass and going to work
[Current cd in stereo] eric church, sinners like me
[Last book you read] does truckin magazine count
[Last movie you saw] boondock saints
[Last thing you ate] lasagna
[Last person you talked to on the phone] kevo
[Do drugs?] nahh
[Believe there is life on other planets?] nahhh
Remember your first love?] yep
[Still love him/her?] dont know but if I ever go back to that k-mart bathroom im lookin for her so i can ask her what her name is
[Read the newspaper?] the funnies
[Have any gay or lesbian friends?] yes
[Believe in miracles?] yes
[Do well in school?] now yes high school no
[Wear hats] yeah
[Hate yourself?] no
[Have an obsession?] yes
[Collect anything?] yes
&..39;[Have a best friend?] ' yes
[Close friends?] yes
[Like your handwriting?] no
[Care about looks] somewhat
LOVE LIFE
[First crush] i cant say I still talk to her
[First kiss] dont remember
[Do you believe in love at first sight?] no I usually have to walk by twice to get up the nerve
[Do you believe in "the one?"] yeah i guess
[Are you a tease?] no im easy
[Too shy to make the first move?] not really but some times im a choke artist
ARE U A
[Daydreamer] of course
[Bitch/Asshole] yeah i can be an asshole if you piss me off
[sarcastic] yeah
[Angel] yeah but there are horns holding my halo
[Devil] look at the answer above
[Shy] not since jr high
[Talkative] yeah i can be if you are interesting

CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!.. width="425" height="350" .. any thing and everything mainly rock brand new, morrisey, panic at the disco, taking back sunday (before they sold out) joe diffie steve miller,taproot,the eagles, frank sinatra, calibretto 13(now harley poe),chris ledoux, brad paisly, kenny chesney, steve holy, joe nichols,hal ketchum, josh turner, jason aldean, merle haggard, the smiths ,eric church, carolina rain, trent tomlinson, taylor swift, dierks bently, the wreckers, dean martin, tracy byrd, tracy lawrence, 30 seconds to mars,atomship,hinder, myself if i could actually sing what i write, a change of pace, alkaline trio, allister, the early november,the starting line, blue october, candlebox, green day, breaking benjamin, flogging molly, dropkick murphys, from autumn to ashes, hinder, johnny cash,jet, meatloaf, motion city soundtrack, the postal service, blink 182, primus, rush, seether,black crowes, saves the day,new found glory,incubus,buck cherry, george strait, Hank Williams SR., gary alan,charlie daniels, pink floyd, cute is what we aim for,social burn, the ataries, scene aesthetic, the movielife, and your mother in the shower but seriously music = life

Movies:

anchorman is the shit poolhall junkies, out cold, boondock saints, the producers, anything mel brooks, anything tim burton,anything with adam sandler, joe dirt, walk the line, austin powers, monty python, three stooges, i really like old comedies, and if you are actually reading this you have more time than i do

Television:

it burns holes in your brain you shouldnt watch it you will end up like me and we all know thats no good

Books:

good for bon fires they keep you warm while you drink

Heroes:

anyone who doesnt care what people think about them my daddy and mommy and jesus h christ and (anyone who can make me smile)and anyone who has the balls to tell the truth even when its not a good truth

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Before You Friend Request

For anyone who is trying to be my friend on myspace if I dont know you I most likely wont add you its just how I am if you dont like it tough nougets I didnt ask you to be my friend in the first ...
Posted by lonster the monster (single once again) on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 01:29:00 PST