Bitchfest |
I have a favorite book. It is called 'Bitchfest.' Now before you get your panties all in a bunch, its not, I repeat, NOT what you are thinking. Yes it is a book of feminist rants, however scholarly an...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Jan 2009 00:08:00 GMT |
Death and Taxes |
I once heard, that there are two things that you can not avoid...
Death... and taxes
That is a lie. You can avoid taxes. Hint, hint... bailout.
Taxes have what we like to call, loopholes. Loopholes ar...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Dec 2008 07:41:00 GMT |
Why oh why, can’t I??? |
Ok.
For those of you who are suffering through a crazy cold spell, which comes from from the state of the (not so) hot vpilf's state of Alaska...
I am in Hawaii. It is 10 pm/
Birds are chirping. Irrad...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Oct 2008 08:10:00 GMT |
Humans are stupid |
Well. we are... you know we are. You are one of us.
But lets face it. Half of us is male. Being a woman, makes stupidity bearable... I am being serious for a moment, for real. Being cu...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Oct 2008 10:44:00 GMT |
Shut the f*&@ UP!!!!! |
It never ceases to amaze me how many men dont get laid, and have no clue why they jag off alone every night. Really.
I am not saying this because I am a stuck up bitch. I am, by all definitions quite ...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Oct 2008 04:11:00 GMT |
Theyre jinglin baby.... |
Yeah.... so I am back home. Back in good ole Chicago... the midwest. Home of the fat man. And his wife...
Seriously, Kailua is deceptive. With all of the Californian and Oregonian immigrants, you forg...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Sep 2008 03:36:00 GMT |
How’s the sex thing working out for you? |
I love that God has such a great sense of humor.
The republicans (who as many of you know are some of my favorite people... so don't take this wrong) have a great stand on sex....
hmm lets see:
1. No ...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Sep 2008 21:20:00 GMT |
I am sick |
Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. - Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how it manifests:I decide to water my garden.As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car ...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Aug 2008 15:41:00 GMT |
The day the penis asked for a raise. |
The requestI, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:I do physical labor.I work at great depths.I plunge headfirst into everything I do.I do not get weekends or public h...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Aug 2008 01:42:00 GMT |
Stupid is as stupid does... |
So... another weekend of laughing at drunk people has passed.
This time, I have observed another profound practice of the local and transplant Kailuans.
Now, our world is, I know full of people who a...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Aug 2008 08:19:00 GMT |
