food, girls, chillin
I'd like to meet:
do it already!
When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, "Did you sleep good?" I said "No, I made a few mistakes." I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. I like to reminisce with people I don't know. I bought some batteries, but they weren't included. I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering. I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny. It doesn't make a difference what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature. Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen. Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality.
I like refried beans. That's why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe they're just as good and we're just wasting time. You don't have to fry them again after all. I like Kit-Kat, unless I'm with four or more people. I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You'll be mad, but it will be too late. I'd like to get four people who do cart wheels very good, and make a cart. My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall. Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy, all day. Wearing a backpack and a turtleneck is like a weak midget trying to bring you down. A girl phoned me the other day and said... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home. I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
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Music:
Goo Goo DollsZeromancerDashboard ConfessionalCoheed and CambriaBlink 182BBBOSTON3 Days Grace311A Change of PaceDrowning PoolBullet for my ValentineFall Out BoyRHCPGoldfingerHell is for HeroesJack JohnsonSomething CorporateJack's MannequinJimmy Eat WorldMotion City SoundtrackNew Found GloryO.A.R.RamsteinReliant KSimple PlanSublimeSystem of a DownSugarcultThe Verve/Verve PipeMindless Self IndulgenceTaking Back SundayThe UsedRise ElectricValenciaZebraheadJourneyYellowcardHinderBostonSilverstein
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Movies:
Anchorman, Forty Year Old Virgin, The Holy Grail, Click, idk other stuff
Television:
Boy Meets World, Lost, Survivor, Heroes
Heroes:
Uhh obviously Bob Seger, Geez how do you not like that guy
