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Candace

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About Me

Life is worth living and I do. I like animals and short shorts. I read ALOT and like to have drunken discussions about the meaning of life, religion, politics, etc. Don't try to talk to me if you know that I'm smarter than you. I will walk away. I'm better than you and I know it. I change my appearance often. Its very possible that I've met you at least once, I just don't remember. I am a former musician with hearing loss. Black eyeliner and red lipstick is hot.Iamtheteendream. I drink a lot and I love to fight. If we don't get along, chances are that its better that way. I am easily amused and have many obsessions. You want to be me or with me. That is that. MODESTY IS OBVIOUSLY MY GREATEST QUALITY. I like to buy random objects that have no real use. I save my money in a pickle jar. I like to watch people while they drive. I read before I go to bed. If I lost my hearing I would go insane and commit suicide. I talk a lot of shit when I'm drunk. I hate it when cars drive with their blinkers on. I hate it when people slow down because they see a cop. I hate when people breathe loudly. I enjoy spending time with my dogs. I love my job. I like to drive. I want to repaint my room. I am a handy man. I can fix anything. I will fix it. I try to go to bed early. I like to vacuum at 4 in the morning. I like to sing. I like to dance. I yearn to be on stage. I wouldn't be completely opposed to stripping. I am pro-choice. I am not a liberal. I am not a republican. I am not a democrat. Politics is poison. I believe that we are all equal. I am also a hypocrite. I like short cold showers. I don't like to swim. I hate fake tans. My brother is my best friend. I was born on the same day as Buddha. I love my feet. I like to clean carpets. I often stare for no reason.Myspace Layouts
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I want to go skydiving. I've never loved as much as I do now. Thank you. Let's forget everything and get lost....well,for a little while at least. Ciao.
Posted by on Sat, 25 Jul 2009 22:02:00 GMT

i am in a state of grace

A ladybug landed on my windshield yesterday.I haven't a care in the world.Money comes and goes. Don't worry lovers, the bills will get paid eventually.If Colorado doesn't happen, its simply because I ...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Jul 2009 19:06:00 GMT

and so the story goes...

its never seemed quite so pointless... what's the remedy?i can't wait for colorado..i've had enough of this.ciao lovers.
Posted by on Fri, 03 Jul 2009 22:01:00 GMT

what a foul little temptress your daughter's become....

Now I know where I get it from. I love you dad.
Posted by on Sun, 28 Jun 2009 18:34:00 GMT

its time to intervene

I'm a bloody mess. Bullocks. I've decided to redirect myself. However, I'm not exactly sure which way to go from here. I'm pretty sure I couldn't get any lower. We'll see. Wish me luck.
Posted by on Sun, 21 Jun 2009 12:10:00 GMT

my feet are dirty

I hate. That is all.
Posted by on Sun, 31 May 2009 17:46:00 GMT

youre turning green sir.

Jealous cunt.
Posted by on Wed, 27 May 2009 14:08:00 GMT

Not another day of the same old song...

It seems endless. I've given up hope. No drains...I need...a pick me up and a new tattoo.Its funny how quickly things start up and then end. No, its alarming. Antidepressants are a bad idea. I've alwa...
Posted by on Sat, 09 May 2009 14:54:00 GMT

My house smells like popcorn.

I miss midnight trips to wal-mart.And my i-pod. Goddamned contraption died, now I have nothing.I want to paint my room slate.And the town red. If only I had a brush that was big enough.I'd like to apo...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Mar 2009 18:54:00 GMT

these are my secrets. enjoy...

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Posted by on Sun, 11 May 2008 18:09:00 GMT