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DSlinkster

Brrring! Brrrring! Hello Cheese? No - Cheese can't dial a phone!

About Me

Listen, Coop. Last night was really great. You were incredibly romantic and heroic, no doubt about it. And that's great. But I've thought about it, and my thing is this. Andy is really hot. And don't get me wrong, you're cute too, but Andy is like, cut. From marble. He's gorgeous. He has this beautiful face and this incredible body, and I genuinely don't care that he's kinda lame. I don't even care that he cheats on me. And I like you more than I like Andy, Coop, but I'm 16. And maybe it'll be a different story when I'm ready to get married, but right now, I am entirely about sex. I just wanna get laid. I just wanna take him and grab him and fuck his brains out, ya know? So that's where my priorities are right now. Sex. Specifically with Andy and not with you.

My Interests

I don't care about America, all I care about is sex and booze and pills. Damn this country and everyone in it.

I'd like to meet:

daniel bruhl; lifeguards

Music:

modern rock, brit pop, and euro pop.

Movies:

foreign films and indies. plus napoleon dynamite, donnie darko and amelie.

Television:

the office (british version), curb, extras and oz. new favs- dexter and weeds. showtime who knew?

Books:

David Sedaris and John Irving books please.

Heroes:

"I have always identified with the struggles of Dolly Parton."