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my name is matthew

About Me

you ever posted something, and then like 6 months later you look at it and think, "gee, that guy is nuts. wtf was he thinking." yeah, this is kind of like that.my real blog

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

a physicist walks into a bar. bar tender says, "what will it be." the man replies, "Ein Stein for Einstein!"

My Blog

sports of foreign sorts

i'm pretty open to other cultures and shit. i infact quite enjoy most things british i experience, especally the hot women with sexy accents. but there is one thing i have absolutely no grasp on whats...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 03:06:00 GMT

i ain't seen you in a blogs year!

to all those i inappropriately touched the other day, i'm not entirely sorry. oh well. good weekend i guess. last week was just really cram packed with homework and shit that i spent this weekend drun...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 02:49:00 GMT

this blog marked D0

i just thought i'd let everyone know about the new ranking system i'm going to use for everyone of my blogs and emails. i really think this will save a lot of time and let you know what i expect and w...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 20:39:00 GMT

hacking your favorite menu extra

i was messing about on my powerbook today, looking through the .plist files in ~/Library/Preferences, and in com.apple.systemuiserver.plist i saw the list of programs that run up in the menu bar. crui...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 00:03:00 GMT

and nero plays on

i just wanted to comment on my drive home today. heading west on the 91 is a surreal task these last few days. as youre most all aware theres a brush fire burning in Anaheim Hills. imagine the f...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Feb 2006 00:05:00 GMT

trapped in the closet update

for those of you who are racked with anticipation over how that r. kelly hip-hopera (as i guess its called) ends, it is available on a per episode basis around the YouTube. by the by, thats a neat ...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 00:42:00 GMT

this is going to start a slue of pee jokes

i'm apparently grossly out of the loop on these things. my brother informed me that r. 'young girls' kelly wrote an album that amounts to an R&B opera. he literally transcribes the events as they ...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Feb 2006 09:23:00 GMT

we need a new slang

about 3 times a year, if i find myself lucky, i will have a genuine, absolute and whole feeling of surrealism. a transcendent moment where my physical self isn't so much separated from my mind, but ra...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Jan 2006 23:33:00 GMT

speaking of apple...

i just applied for a mac specialist or mac genius job at the brea apple store. im not really sure how the process works. in fact, the whole thing terrifies me a good deal. i feel like now that ive s...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Jan 2006 00:21:00 GMT

when did 'tard become politically incorrect

if you get the chance to see "The Ringer", don't. let me expand that: if a man walks down the street with a limp, and a speech impediment, and you point and laugh at him. and then hit him with a stick...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Jan 2006 23:42:00 GMT