The last time I drank whisky... |
This is the story about the last time I ever drank whiskey.So I'm standing in the back yard with my wife, in the dark, breaking into my house because I decided to change the lock on the front door. I ...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Mar 2009 12:55:00 GMT |
secret of life, revealed |
Its cold in here: spring time in Hot Springs. The only place Ive ever known where you run either your heat or AC based on the day of the week. The first verse of Cashs Ring of Fire is stuck in my...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Mar 2009 05:34:00 GMT |
Voice recognition software is really neat. |
The following is a letter to Microsoft regarding my opinion of their Speech Recognition Services. I dictated the letter to MS Word through Speech Recognition.Whatever data are you controller control ...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Mar 2009 21:22:00 GMT |
Bats, cats, and laundry mats. |
So I wake up this morning, stumble to the bathroom, relieve myself, and see something moving in the mirror. It's dark, it's 7am, I'm still asleep. I figure my mind is playing tricks on me.Walking ba...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Mar 2009 08:08:00 GMT |
I remember why I don't blog on myspace |
FUCK THIS LAYOUT.So I just spent like 90 minutes writing "3 things that make my head hurt," Basically I was bitching about how stupid it is for every branch of mathematics and science to have their o...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Feb 2009 10:42:00 GMT |
3 things that make no sense to me. |
1. I just saw an RV driving down the highway. It was towing a car, presumably the owner's car. Now I understand that if you're road tripping in an RV, and you are in town and want to go to McDonald...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Jan 2009 13:30:00 GMT |
Hi. |
I have this dog, Lucy. She's a beautiful, 70 pound, blue-eyed, yellow lab, and that's about all she has going for her besides dog loyalty. She's just really dumb. Well she has other good qualities: ...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Jan 2009 10:58:00 GMT |
If I were you... |
This isn't the fanciest piece of rhetoric I've ever delivered, nor the most popular, but I thought it bared repeating. When people start arbitrarily limiting the freedoms of others, shit gets sticky.&...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Nov 2008 16:30:00 GMT |
Beware of Falling Dogs |
I really need to update dis ting -- especially since the only blog posts I have on here are years' old chat logs that make little sense to anyone except me. I used to livejournal but I don't rea...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Oct 2008 19:05:00 GMT |
Now Hiring |
01:22pm Myspace is hiring01:23pm ewww myspace01:23pm a jobs a job01:23pm and all my friends are on it :/01:23pm true01:23pm Limp_Trizkit> lol01:24pm Limp_Trizkit> i saw that and laughed01:24pm ...
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