2:COR 5:7 (LOOK IT UP)

I'm funny as HELL!!!! (At least I think I am) I love to play basketball, golf, bowling, and I really enjoy being SINGLE....I own my own home, drive my luxury car when I want a little attention, I'm a professional in my career and very very stable. Oh, I don't smoke or drink. I enjoy chilin in my condo in Vegas.What do I look for...HMMMM! This is a good question - I could give you the standard answer...someone who is down to earth, funny, stable...but i'm not... DAMMIT! I want a woman that looks like she walked a hundred miles in here shoes... her feet pointing in each direction like a hand granade hit them and each toe ran in a diffrent direction, someone who is weak, low self esteem, afraid to go outside at night, hates to work and can't cook to save her life... I'M KIDDING,IM KIDDING!!!! You know what EVERY MAN WANTS right? NOT THAT EITHER. UGH! (YOU NASTY) You have to contact me to find out.