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creepy lurking janet

yochienhans

About Me

i love feeding at the trough of a shallow celebrity culture b.c real news requires thinking. indian men. good. sideburns. good. I believe that almost anything and everything can be interpreted as sexual innuendo or have a gay subtext..as my mind is one of profound...depth and maturity.

My Interests

Entertaining myself...Half-bloods... redheads... amassing a mental rolodex of useless information about celebrities, pop culture, t.v. and movie trivia. dancing with myself... or billy idol. speaking in a high pitch. drinking toilet water and using binoculars to spy on people while 4 feet away from them. Reading magazines.. mostly entertainment/men's/fashion

I'd like to meet:

It'd be an honor to meet... Jeff Corwin, Alec Baldwin, Alfred Kinsey, the Slipnutz, Conan O'Brian, Jim Henson, Vitas, Barats & Bereta

Music:

Ani DiFranco, Aimee Mann, Alexi Murdoch, America, Amy Winehouse, Aqualung, the Arcade Fire, Arctic Monkeys, Athlete, Badly Drawn Boy, Basement Jaxx, Beastie Boys, Beautiful South, Beck, Belle and Sebastian, Ben Folds Five, beulah, Bic Runga, Billy Joel, Bloodhound Gang, the Blue Van, BLuR, Brenda Lee, bon jovi, Bright Eyes, Britney Spears, bush, Cake, Cardigans, the Cars, Caviar, Chico Cesar, Citizen cope, cosmic banditos, the Cranberries, the Cribs, Crystal Skulls, Damien Rice, David Bowie, Der Kommisar, Dexy Midnight Runners, dirty vegas, Donavon Frankenreiter, the Doobie Brothers, Dresden Dolls, Duran Duran, dusty springfield, the Eels, Elliot Smith, Elton John, Eric Clapton, the Eurythmics, Fatboy Slim, Feist, Fiona Apple, Fleetwood Mac, Franz Ferdinand, from Bubblegum to Sky, George Michael, g_love and the special sauce, Goatboy, the Gorillaz, the Greek Embassy, Hard-Fi, Harver Danger,Jethro Tull, JOANNA WANG!!, John Mellencamp, Jorge drexler, Journey, Juanes, Justin Timberlake, Just Jack, Kajagoogoo, Kaki King, Kasabian, Kings of Leon, the Kinks, the Knack, Lady Sovereign, Letters to Cleo, the like, Los Abandoned, Lush, Machi, Madonna, Matchbox 20, Maximo Park, the Meligrove Band, Metric, Michael Buble, Michael Kaeshammer, Michael Penn, Muse, New Order, Nikka Costa, Oasis, Offspring, Ok Go, Paul Oakenfold, Peter Cincotti, Phoenix, the Police, the Presidents of the United States of America, pretenders, Queen, Queens of the Stone Age, Radiohead, Razorlight, R.E.M., Robbers on High Street, Robbie Williams, Roisin Murphy, Romeo Void, Rooney, Rufus Wainwright, Sam & Dave- Slings and Arrows, Save Ferris, Scissor Sisters, Shakira, the Shins, Shoutout louds, Silverchair, Simon and Garfunkel, Sir-Mix-A-Lot, Slipnuts!!!, Smashing Pumpkins, Snow Patrol, Soul Coughing, Spiderbait, Spoon, Steelers Wheelers, Stellastarr, Stepphenwolf, the Steve Miller Band, the Streets, Styx, Sublime, supergrass, supertramp, Susan Vega, Sweet, Talking Heads, Tegan and Sara, Thicke, turin brakes, U2, Violent Femmes, Wang Chung, Washington Social Club, Ween, Weezer, West Indian Girl, Wilco, WILSON CHIEN, Wolfparade, Yes

Movies:

Amelie, Anchorman, Batman Begins, the Bourne Identity, Bridget Jones' Diary, CHARACter (a Dutch film), Clueless, Dumb and Dumber, Election, the English Patient, Evil Dead I/II/III, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Final Destination, Girl Interrupted, Howl's Moving Castle, KUCH NAA KAHO, Labyrinth, the Mannequin, a Midsummer Night's Dream, Not Another Teen Movie, Office Space, Rebel Without a Cause, Spiderman, Spiderman 2, a Streetcar Named Desire, Ten Things I Hate About You, To Live, Triplettes of Belleville, Wallace & Gromit and the Curse of the WereRabbit, weird science, West Side Story

Television:

American Dad, America's Next Top Model, Arrested Development, Becker, Blind Date, CLONE HIGH, CSI, Daria, Friends, Gilmore Girls, Grey's Anatomy, Everwood, the Evidence, Family Guy, Futurama, Iron Chef, Late Night with Conan O' Brien, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Iron Chef, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, The Jeff Corwin Experience, the Jimmy Kimmel Show, Just Shoot Me, King of the Hill, King of Queens, Law & Order: SVU, Mad TV, Malcom in the Middle, NUMB3RS, The Office, One Tree Hill, Oprah, PrisonBreak, Saturday Night Live, Scrubs, Seinfeld, Sex and the City, the Simpsons, Six Feet Under, the State, Yes Dear, That '70s Show, Veronica Mars, Will & Grace

Books:

Angela's Ashes by Frank McCourt, Good Omens by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett. Yay! Also, His Dark Materials Trilogy (The Golden Compass; The Subtle Knife; The Amber Spyglass--Phillip Pullman), Like Water For Chocolate by Laura Esquivel

My Blog

We lost a great cat today...

 Everything happened so fast, I don't know where to begin. Our cat and friend, Junior, was killed by our neighbor's husky today. He was grabbed by his middle and violently shaken, causing his che...
Posted by creepy lurking janet on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 12:30:00 PST

the LA zazizzle Zoo sizzles!

saturday dudes. la zoo man. kicked bottom rear end!!...
Posted by creepy lurking janet on Mon, 22 May 2006 12:01:00 PST

"THAI HOT NEH!"

woody harrelson. oh so hot.so, his dad was a convicted murderer..so he's had multiple arrests...so he likes hemp and the environment. still good.. i sound smart....
Posted by creepy lurking janet on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 08:08:00 PST

Chandra North

Sing, you keep your Ren. I prefer this tight little hardbody. I sound so perverse!!  juliana imai. japanese and brazilian.Grey's Anatomy tonight!hate it when people repeat the same thing 5 thousa...
Posted by creepy lurking janet on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 02:42:00 PST

"She looks like a caucasian Janet."

me being white on joe's binder last year deep in thought. thoughtful... pensive. not wearing pants maybe?wowee.. these are some elderly photographios.. memory lane is nice this time of year. it's so ...
Posted by creepy lurking janet on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 02:44:00 PST

brokeback goldmine

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Posted by creepy lurking janet on Sun, 29 Jan 2006 03:24:00 PST

you only turn 17 once

Soooo... Yesterday was my Barf dayyyy and it was @ the mall n shit. Tuesday-- a weekday. What can you do? Finally! I can read SEVENTEEN magazine without fearing beatings from the magazine police. Joe,...
Posted by creepy lurking janet on Thu, 13 Oct 2005 08:11:00 PST

naw-shing

STOREwars
Posted by creepy lurking janet on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Those goddamn Lemons...

HAPPY SEVENTEENTH BIRTHDAY JUDY!!! You don't suck balls!Haha. On pokemon today, they had this mexican trainer with a mexican pokemon and they were wearing Sombreros and his name was PONCHO. HAHAHAH! W...
Posted by creepy lurking janet on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Butchering classic one liners. It's what I do best.

"And in an act of Political Correctness, Pizza Day will now be called Italian American Sauce Covered Bread Day." - Principal Skinner...
Posted by creepy lurking janet on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST