'Ello, I'm Jack Peterson, co-director of the epic film THE DORK OF THE RINGS at www.dorkoftherings.com . I'm been travelling all over the USA whoring myself at Lord of the Rings and sci-fi/fantasy conventions and harassing the the likes of Elijah Wood (photo in gallery). Dunno who he is exactly, but I sure had to wait in a ridiculously long line just to meet him.
I've also interviewed quite a few supposedly famous blokes such as Cliff Broadway (RINGERS), Justin Long (ACCEPTED), Kiran Shah (LORD OF THE RINGS), Doc Hammer (THE VENTURE BROS.), Dave Prowse (STAR WARS) and someone named George Lucas (at least he said he was). You can watch all these in the videos section of the DORK OF THE RINGS website.
Here's my official and remarkable bio:
JACK PETERSON (Co-director/Botanist)
is best known for his role as a child actor in the 1964 New Zealand situational comedy “Aggie Soaks†portraying the pretentious and mildly flatulent Zigby. As an adult he went on to direct regional theatre where he wrote and produced “Panchy Wangers,†a comedy about serial killers, key lime pie and an exploding baby carriage. Crossing easily over to film, he directed the 248 hour mini-series of the complete works of Heinrich Zorr, a Swiss fantasy/murder mystery/romantic comedy author. Peterson currently resides in the seaside town of Wansplot with his wife and six beautiful sandwiches.
