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Amber Lea

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I own a lawn gnome named "Gnome Chomsky". I read a lot. I drink copious amounts of delicious coffee. I think I'm funny when I change my username to something retarded. And I use hyperbole more than anyone. ever.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Math nerds. Grammar whores. Music snobs. Movie dorks. Jesus freaks. Art fags. Feminist bitches. Trekkies.

My Blog

Dear Robert, what the hell is going on at your house?

So this morning I get woken up at five am to sirens and a county police officer with a megaphone asking somebody named Robert to please exit his house."SWISSVALE, Pa. -- Classes at Woodland Hills Juni...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jun 2009 09:41:00 GMT

Gun violence all up in this bitch.

May 30, 2009 - HOMESTEAD, Pa. -- Two people were shot Saturday morning at a bar in Homestead, Allegheny County dispatch workers said. The shooting happened at about 12:12 a.m. at Yvette's Bar along We...
Posted by on Sun, 31 May 2009 16:06:00 GMT

L8r Andrew Johnson.

Yess. I'm done with my history class forever. high five.I have a b+ now. Let's hope I didn't get a big fat F on my final.
Posted by on Fri, 15 May 2009 10:54:00 GMT

Sex Criminal

.. Yess. More awesome shit I discovered through Skelly.
Posted by on Thu, 14 May 2009 16:37:00 GMT

Angelina Grimke knows what's up.

This is from an article written by Angelina Grimke in 1837 for The Liberator:This regulation of duty by the mere circumstance of sex, rather than by the fundamental principle of moral being, has led t...
Posted by on Thu, 07 May 2009 22:40:00 GMT

God, I need something to change before my brain melts.

"The world has never had a good definition of the word liberty, and the American people, just now, are much in want of one. We all declare for liberty; but in using the same word we do not all mean th...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Apr 2009 17:37:00 GMT

subjugation

My history book states: [to white men] a boundary drawn by nature itself was not really exclusion at all. How did woman first become subject to man, as she is now all over the world? ask the New Yo...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Apr 2009 16:15:00 GMT

I want you, but I don't need you.

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Posted by on Sun, 05 Apr 2009 22:26:00 GMT

T. nutricula all up in your shit.

I've been reading Skelly's journal and now I'm totally creeped out by these crazy asshole jellyfish.They're coming to burn down your house and do your girlfriend! Wait no...I'm thinking of European im...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Apr 2009 09:13:00 GMT

Q&A

Do you ignore people when you're mad/upset with them?No. I ignore people when they cant deal with their feelings in a constructive manner. Or, Ill get out of the situation if I know I wont be able t...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Apr 2009 18:36:00 GMT