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Alli D

Ahoy, polloi!

About Me

I like to do laundry but I hate putting my clothes away. I believe in high heels. I deep condition and exfoliate regularly. What comes around, goes around and EVERYTHING happens for a reason. I love Cholula in my Mac & Cheese and Cheez-its in my chili. I once jaunted off to Los Angeles for a year for shits and giggles. I hate snotty noses and the word "moist". I have the inherent ability to spot fake designer hand bags from a 15 feet radius...fools!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Jay-Z, Bob Marley and Beyonce.

Music:

Jigga WHAT? Beyonce, Kanye, Tribe, Dre, BIG, Mary J, Classic Rock...FREE BIRD! Bob Marley, Led Zepplin, Tom Petty, Pink Floyd, Aerosmith, Steve Miller Band,

Movies:

The 'Burbs, Caddyshack, Spaceballs, Finding Nemo, Vanilla Sky, Almost Famous, The Royal Tennenbaums, The 40 Year Old Virgin, The Notebook,

Television:

Entourage, Weeds, The Sopranos, Lost, I want my MTV, Grey's Anatomy, Scrubs, The Office and Oprah when I'm feeling like a cry.

Books:

Me Talk Pretty One Day, Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim, Live From New York, The Devil Wears Prada, I Hope They Sell Beer in Hell, The Essential Calvin and Hobbes, Wrinkle Free Forever,

Heroes:

My Mom, who else would go shopping 30 miles away in a blizzard because it's sale time at Bloomingdale's...only to get a flat tire on the way and fix it herself because AAA was taking too long. My Dad, I don't know too many people that would have their "Father-Daughter" dance to Pink Floyd's "Money"...and toss cash at the bride. The man can quote Rodney Dangerfield and make it sound even funnier! Plus, he's the only one that always answers the phone.