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Rev. David

Well..shes kinda wet down there, What you boys been doing with this dead body?

About Me

When people first see me they usually think i've been in prison and done hard time.. Some never bother to get to know me..i'm a big guy, heavily tattooed up.. But the people that got to know me either call me an asshole or friend..sometimes its both.. I have 2 Bully Breeds's, Hank and Cyrus. Sometimes being a Dad is rough..but its all worth it in the end.. I try to do whats right but most of the time, It just doesn't work out like that.. My friends are all a rowdy group of people from all over and I can never pass judgement on any of them because they would never do that to me.. I fuck up all the time..and I'm getting used to it. I'm not perfect, never claimed to be any sort of saint. Sinning is just a part of life and its something I do well. Life is simply what you make of it. I work hard to make a living, and I play even harder when I get the Chance. Never thought I deserved this life I have..So i'm making the best of what i've got. And basically..thats all anyone can do.

My Interests

Reading, Writing, Lifting Weights, Playing with my kids, watching movies, hiking, fishing, Horror Movies, all types of music, Meeting interesting people, Thick Girls, Tattoos, Paranormal, Ghosts, IFC Channel, Grindhouse Movies,NORML.

I'd like to meet:

Hank III, Travis and Liza, GG Allin, Merle Allin, Jeff Clayton, Michael Berryman, Sig Haig, Bill Moseley, Rob Zombie, Malcolm McDowell, Hank Sr, Joey Ramone, Lonesome Wyatt, Terry Funk, TOm Savini, George A. Romero, Henry Rollins, J.B. Beverley, Jesco White, Jim Carroll, Kurt Vonnegut, Dr. Suess, Tom waits, Nick Cave, Hank Thompson, Ronnie Van Zant, Ted Nugent, Mike Ness, Scott H. Biram, Joe Buck, Billy the Kid, Bruce Campbell,Ian Mackaye, Phil Anselmo,Glenn Danzig, Charles Manson, Dave Brockie, Jay Adams,Casey Orr.

Music:


Movies:

The Hills Have Eyes 1-2 and the remakes, Pirates of the caribean, 28 days later, Gummo, Friday the 13th, Easy rider, The Texas Chainsaw massacre series, Hellraiser, The Good.Bad. and the Ugly, Pale Rider, Talledaga Nights, Boogie Nights, CHUD, Night of the living dead, dawn of the dead, day of the dead, land of the dead, Return of the living dead, City of the living dead, Zombi, Lady in the water, Signs, Unbreakable, Clockwork Orange, Trainspotting, The Shining, Village of the damned, Superman, Batman begins, Suspiria, Passion of the christ, American Hardcore, Bruce Almighty, The 40 year old virgin, the 9th gate, Basketball Diaries, Terminator, Alien vs Predator, Napoleon Dynamite, Scary Movie, Super Troopers, Beerfest, Dukes of hazzard.

Television:

All the Tattoo shows, All the Biker Shows, Law and Order SVU, Invader Zim, X-files, Twilight Zone, Ghost Hunters, Family guy, Adult Swim, Dukes of Hazzard, Trick my Truck, Addams Family, The Munsters, Tales from the Crypt, Tales from the Darkside, Courage the cowardly dog, Grim Adventures or Billy and Mandy, Scooby Doo, Monster Garage, Roseanne, Henry Rollins Show, Deadwood, Carnivale, Jericho, Futurama.

Books:

The A-Z encyclopedia of Serial Killers, Crime and Punishment, Eye Scream, Bram Stokers Dracula, Have a Nice Day, Misery, The Air Conditioned Nightmare, Fear of Dreaming, At the Mountains of Madness, God-Guns-& Rock n Roll, Helter Skelter, Hell's Angel, Slaughterhouse five, The Book of Revelations.

Heroes:

My Dad, My PaPaw(RIP), My grampa, Henry Rollins, Johnny Cash(RIP), Herman Munster, Bela Lugosi, Boris Karloff, Gomez Adams, Dan Connor, Eddie Munster, Vincent Price.

My Blog

Reduced to paste

One billion and one ways to dispose of a corpseI've become a professional misanthrophageIn the annals of the promotion of pestilenceNothing compares to the sights I could show you My art, the body, gu...
Posted by Rev. David on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 09:49:00 PST

Return of the random quotes of the day...

There other day I was at a friends house..he stepped on to the porch and i heard this; " Owwwwwwww.....Jesus..That was a funky creepy cramp I got there. I thought I was being attacked..I'm all Wh...
Posted by Rev. David on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 01:54:00 PST

Eat my fuck..

I used to work with this bitch named Yvonne..hes was my manager.  She claimed to be saved and a good christian, bullshit..she was shady, a liar, a racist *towards me*, and was only a christian w...
Posted by Rev. David on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 10:50:00 PST

And the first Angel blew his trumpet..

  He's coming, are you ready? Salvation is just a handshake away. Tremble with horror. The Sins of our fathers are calling us home. Will this circle be unbroken? Sign your name and take a number....
Posted by Rev. David on Mon, 21 May 2007 03:29:00 PST

Ghost Train

"I stepped into the dimly lit bar, feeling the A/C blast as I pass the threshold. My jeans and riding boots were dusty, my tshirt and flanel were covered in dust as well. Riding in a box car will...
Posted by Rev. David on Sun, 20 May 2007 12:10:00 PST

Ugly

Your ugly, I can't stand to look at you. You should've been an abortion, I feel disgust when I look into your face. You are worthless, You are a freak. You have no talent, You have no friends. You are...
Posted by Rev. David on Sun, 20 May 2007 12:06:00 PST

Unreal

It took a doctor at a clinic to tell me that i still have a concussion, after a trip to the ER and a catscan, the ER doc said i was fine, but i knew i wasn't. This Doc was cool, like he really wanted ...
Posted by Rev. David on Mon, 14 May 2007 12:53:00 PST

Thats when I reach for my revolver

Once I had my heroesOnce I had my dreamsBut all of that is changed nowThe truth begins againThe truth is not that comfortable, noMother taught us patienceThe virtues of restraintFather taught us bound...
Posted by Rev. David on Wed, 09 May 2007 06:04:00 PST

0724

Disgrace and blasphemy.. Wholehearted suffering.. Untold pain that ravages and distorts everything.. Pale green eyes that see through all the lies.. Cold hands embrace an even colder heart.. Stitched ...
Posted by Rev. David on Wed, 09 May 2007 05:23:00 PST

Clumsy

Well Sunday I was doing laundry and tripped..hit my head on the slop sink..a nice little gash..felt dizzy all monday and after RAW i went to shower..i shaved and got in..i was feeling dizzy and BAM..i...
Posted by Rev. David on Tue, 08 May 2007 10:40:00 PST