Mike Honcho

Gatti-Ward I rounds 8-10 Hey, im Brandon. Im from Jenkins. Theres a lot to tell about me so I wont bore you with the typical "I love to laugh and I love life, candlelight dinners and walks on the beach" nonsense. You love to laugh? I figured everybody would rather cry themselves to sleep at the sight of a row of horses being euthanized. Surely! I laugh at myself when Im not making others laugh. You love life? Wow thats original. You mean you'd rather be alive than die a torturous painful and slow death? I would have never guessed. Long walks and candlelight dinners? If turning out the lights when you eat sounds like a great night, then save your money and time and contact an escort service. That way you can eat with the stupid lights on. Ive been told a few times I have an attitude problem, that Im a smartass. And well.....yeah. I call 'em like I see 'em. I used to box and did well, but my inability to stop others from landing life threatening hooks (to most people anyways) led to my exit from the sport. It was called defense. And I sucked at it. Most everybody says I got a great sense of humor, and for the life of me, I dont understand why Im loved the way I am. Guess its because Im just incredible at being cool. But yeah, I am loved by almost all. Anyways, I love sports (Steelers, Bama football, Pirates baseball, Carl Edwards, Forrest Griffin, Jon Fitch, Mickey Ward, Arturo Gatti, Vitaly Klitschko, Ricky Hatton), muscle cars, women, and video games. I have a dog, my big fatass miniature collie, Beardog. If you wanna know anything else, give me a yell. Unless it involves drama, then stay away. Later.. Created with mySpace Profile Editor