Hmm...I am from Guam, born and raised. I Moved to Vegas for a better life, cause I really had no choice. I am your normal, basic, usual, common, everyday, routine, wash your hands after using the restroom, signaling before making turns, saying hi to strangers, saying please and thank you, will stomp on your face if you ever eat my food, brush my teeth before I sleep, almost ADD...what was I typing about...?, usual guy. As you can see, I don't belong in Vegas. I normally really just don't like those people who say "just ask if you want to know more" on their profile cause when I ask, they don't respond.
I could be a workaholic, but I don't attend meetings. I believe drunks are better than alcoholics and people who pop their collars are retards. Not a big fan of Hollister, Abercrombie, American Eagle, or anything that pretty much says "Fuck me in my ass".
Before this year is over I will:
-Learn that Africa is a wasted continent
-Realize that the earth is not flat
-Impress people with bread
-Realize that I am still not motivated
-Tap my brother out in less than 20 secs
-buy new t-shirts from hank the homeless man
-Eat 6 4x4's in 30mins....25mins
-Burn down the Filipino karaoke store
-Talk with a Irish accent for one day
-Punch Lil Wayne...
-Become VP for the "He-man woman haters club"
I believe that I am an intelligent, sensitive human being with a soul of a clown. Which always forces me to blow it at the most important situations.
