RIP Jenny..i miss you!
43 reasons to date a swimmer:
1. We like it wet .
2. We go fast.
3. We are used to wearing next to nothing in front of people.
4. Swimmers are always ready to dip in.
5. No matter how tired we get we can always keep going.
6. Swimmers can teach you how to breast stroke.
7. We are experts at putting on rubber and can do it fast.
8. We know how to push it and work under HARD conditions.
9. We believe practice makes perfect and will any time day or night.
10. We prefer latex on our head.
11. Swimmers have good endurance.
12. We are used to doing things till you can’t go on any longer.
13. We dive right in and get started.
14. Swimmers know how to put their hips into it.
15. Sprinters are fast and efficient. Distance swimmers can last a long time.
16. We always put in a hard thrust at the very end.
17. One word... FLEXIBLE.
18. We are always ready to dive in head first.
19. Swimmers do it on their backs, sides and stomachs everyday.
20. We may get tired but never stop in the middle.
21. Eye protection is sometimes necessary.
22. We do it in the water.
23. We can stroke it in 4 different ways.
24. We start fast, stay strong, and finish hard.
25. Butterfly... hump it hump it...
26. We've been trained well... lots of training to get this good.
27. We are able to do it on our backs or our stomachs.
28. We have excellent endurance and stamina.
29. We can do it fast or slow.
30. Strong forearms for well, ya know.
31. 6am- 6pm, we're ready anytime.
32. We know how to get dressed and undressed in no time.
33. We can perform well anywhere.
34. We are always improving our times.
35. We don't mind it when it gets a lil rough.
36. We are better when we put our hips into it.
37. We are ready to go on command.
38. We are not afraid of pain.
39. We go back and forth.
40. We are always clean.
41. We will flip for you in a second.
42. The deeper we go the faster we get.
43. We are always looking for the perfect stroke.
