when i'm not at work, i am employed part time (just for kicks) relaying the locations of small children to....their mothers. i also have a sexual passion for model railways, and i cut my own hair. i have been wearing the same pair of pants for the last 3 years and i haven't ever shaved my armpits. i also don't wash my feet because that's just crazy talk. i am a cat lady and i collect plastic bags. i wear a tin foil hat because the aliens are coming, and i eat straw.
