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Brian with a "B"

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About Me


Well, a little about me, I guess…. I’m an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, wrapped in a wet blanket. I continue to look for a deeper meaning of the word “Shallow”. I am me, in all my glory, but with high cholesterol. I can do amazing things, but sometimes limit myself with sheer boredom. I can cook minute rice in only thirty seconds. I LOVE football… In fact, I just bought the Miami Dolphins for thirty bucks….. what a horrible investment. I’m not cocky, just confident, except when I’m not either of those things. I’m not sure if I’m indecisive or not, really.
I have told numerous stories, in great detail, only to forget the point at the end. People come from miles around to check out my collection of ordinary dead leaves. My fan mail still outweighs my hate mail, but the ratio is getting closer. Children trust me, and geese fear me. Sometimes I walk old ladies only half way across the street. I find it ironic that when you get a paper cut, everyone winces in pain with you, but when you fall down a flight of stairs, everyone is laughing. I am, truly, a hopeless romantic. I have the rare affliction in which I dislike tomatoes very much, yet like tomato soup. I have been tagged and released to be observed in my natural habitat. I can dodge bullets upwards of 30% of the time. I can outrun squirrels. Once, using only a hoe and a glass of water, I single handedly defended a small village in the Amazon basin from a hoard of ferocious army ants.
I wonder where India outsources their customer service to. I absolutely love it when a single person says “I’m just looking for a nice person to have a good relationship with”. Is anyone looking for a mean person to have a co-dependent relationship with? I wonder if it’s true that cannibals don’t eat clowns because they taste funny. I discovered the meaning of life, only to forget where I put it. I hate laundry month. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees in the Kremlin.
And now, of course, I have a profile at myspace.com! For any other information, you’ll have to get a hold of me.

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My Blog

The Police: My experience with the best concert ever!

Last Saturday was the concert of a lifetime for me.  I normally don't get all that worked up for a concert, but considering not only the venue, but the circumstances surrounding the event, it tru...
Posted by on Sun, 18 May 2008 20:43:00 GMT

The Prequel... Why the Easter Bunny Hates you!

Watch this first!!  The Beginning!!   Secret Lives: Easter Begins ....:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />
Posted by on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 05:51:00 GMT

The Easter Bunny HATES you! Hilarious!

Just in time for easter AGAIN!!! Easter Bunnies Evil Twin - Watch more free videos
Posted by on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 05:49:00 GMT

Just Desserts is in the Palm Beach International Film Festival!

Hey all, just want you to know that my multiple award winning film, "Just Desserts" is in the Palm Beach International Film Festival, April 10-17th.  I will get back to all of you with showtimes!...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 07:28:00 GMT

Just Desserts wins another award!!

Just Desserts just won the Best Florida Short Film award at the Fort Lauderdale International Film Festival! Hopefully the awards will continue to pile up!  We're two for two! Thanks again for al...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 08:36:00 GMT

Just Desserts to be in the Miami Short Film Festival

Hey all, just wanted to let you know that "Just Desserts" will be in the Miami Short Film Festival, and will be shown on Tuesday, November 27th, at 8:15pm at the Miami Science Museum and Planetarium.&...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 04:56:00 GMT

"Just Desserts" in Fort Lauderdale International Film Festival!

Hey everyone... Just to let you know, "Just Desserts" will be screeing in the Fort Lauderdale International Film Festival on Tuesday, November 6th at 7pm, as part of the "Short Stuff 2" program. The ...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 08:49:00 GMT

The Easter Bunny AGAIN!! A Must See!!!

With Easter here, I found this video of what the Easter Bunny does on his day off..  ENJOY!
Posted by on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 07:06:00 GMT

Brianisms of 2006

Ok, I guess I'll post a list of my Brianisms of 2006, since my list from 2005 was the talk of all the parties last year.... So, here they are, in no particular order.... 1)  I..................
Posted by on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 16:40:00 GMT

You know what I need?

I've come to the conclusion that I need my own theme music. Not quite as dark as when Darth Vader enters a room, but definately not light.... and maybe with a little funk to it. Yeah, I need a funky, ...
Posted by on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 16:37:00 GMT