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welcome to costco. i love you.

tipping cows in the fields of elysium.... since 1984.™

About Me

i'm keel. *points to self* ME.

i'm not like every other girl you know.

no more gold lights for the queen earth
to keep you warm in your kingdoms -
high on the waves you made for us.
but not since you left have the waves come.


music is my passion in life. it is what it is.

l j . minorlight /// a i m . metaeuphorical

.... i would really like to command my own robot army.

i'm well-versed in the art of survinging a zombie apocalypse.

oh and yeah. just so we're clear: i'm not on myspace to hook up with random people, nor am i here to whore myself out. so don't ask. trust me, there are plenty of slutty bitches out there to go around.

blah okay.

My Interests

flowers. and music. i would have more interest in my friends and family if they weren't running the risk of turning into bloodthirsty zombies who would drain my veins if given the chance.

I'd like to meet:

danny carey, chris adler, dimebag darrell, dave chappelle, mjk, bob barker, ellen feiss, faith + 1, john mackey (founder & CEO of whole foods), nelson mandela, dr. tran, daphne du maurier, mary carr, vivi abbott, the second mrs. de winter, hunter s. thompson, mos def, whoever invented floral tape, jello biafra, stanley kubrick, billy wilder, and your face.

Music:

metal, hardcore, hip-hop, trip-hop, industrial, old school country, classic rock, r&b, progressive, etc.

i really like everything, but i tip the scale towards in your face.

311
8mm
30 seconds to mars
36 crazyfists
40 below summer
a black rose burial
acroma
a perfect circle
abasia
air
alice in chains
all that remains
all shall perish
american football
arch enemy
at the drive-in
august burns red
bauhaus
beth orton
between the buried and me
bjork
black label society
blackstar
blood has been shed
blue oyster cult
burn in silence
burn the priest
bury your dead
chevelle
clutch
coalesce
coldplay
converge
curve
darkest hour
dead prez
dead to fall
death cab for cutie
deftones
delerium
depeche mode
dredg
error
faith no more
fear factory
foo fighters
full circle
glassjaw
gnarls barkley
god forbid
godspeed! you black emperor
hell within
idina menzel
if hope dies
incubus
interpol
irene
it dies today
jane's addiction
jay-z
jefferson airplane
jejune
jello biafra
jill scott
jimi hendrix
job for a cowboy
joy division
k's choice
kanye west
killswitch engage
king crimson
kittie
kmfdm
korn
lamb of god
led zeppelin
lightning bolt
locked in a vacancy
machine head
martyr a.d.
massive attack
mastodon
meshuggah
misery signals
mogwai
mos def
morcheeba
muse
nine inch nails
nirvana
norma jean
nothingface
oh, sleeper
otep
pantera
pink floyd
placebo
poison the well
portishead
prodigy
profane
pulp
radiohead
rage against the machine
rainer maria
roseanne cash
saves the day
scars of tomorrow
sepultura
shai halud
sigur ros
slipknot
smashing pumpkins
sneaker pimps
soilwork
soundgarden
stone temple pilots
sunny day real estate
suns of the tundra
superjoint ritual
talib kweli
team sleep
the acacia strain
the chariot
the cure
the doors
the faint
the flaming lips
the human abstract
the icarus line
the mars volta
the postal service
the roots
the violent femmes
through the eyes of the dead
tool
tori amos
tricky
tupac
unearth
unloco
zao

and more i can't think of right now...

Movies:

the devil's rejects
fight club
rent
fear and loathing in las vegas
vertigo
resident evil
kill bill I & II
pulp fiction
rebecca
identity
the shining
40 year old virgin
magnolia
team america: world police
star wars...
lots of movies.

Television:

chappelle's show
south park
the price is right
the family guy
futurama
shark week

Books:

paint it black by janet fitch.

house of leaves by mark z. danielewski.

the electric kool-aid acid test and the kandy-kolored tangerine-flake streamline baby, by tom wolfe.

zen and the art of motorcycle maintenance, by robert pirsig.

jitterbug perfume, by tom robbins.

rebecca, by daphne du maurier.

the liar's club and cherry, by mary carr.

literally anything hunter s. thompson.

the doors of perception and heaven and hell, by aldous huxley.

death du jour and anything by kathy reichs.

i like to read... a lot. i read a lot. A LOT.

Heroes:


give me your tears, gypsy.

dr. tran - he has a ph.d in kicking your ass!

TROGDOR the BURNiNATOR

bucee beaver.

judge judy.