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Nora

About Me

I haven't been a barista for three years.This time next year, I'll be a lawyer.My goddamned blog ......

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Zombies. The slow kind, like in the original Dawn of the Dead, Shawn of the Dead, or Return of the Living Dead. Not the fast ones, like in the new Dawn of the Dead or 28 days later.......

My Blog

I no longer care.

What anybody does. Or what I look like. I guess I'm going to have to accept never, ever being young. Or sparkling. Or noticeable. Or have any fun. Because somehow, someone, is always going to ma...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 21:14:00 GMT

Holy fucking fuck.

FUCK This country is going to fucking hell.  Ohio can fuck off and die, officially, right now.  I said this would happen. I said that with the South Dakota ban, and the laws we have preve...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 16:31:00 GMT

If you ever wondered

how many times in a row you have to listen to a prince song, before it seems to take on immediate personal significance- The answer is five. If you ever wondered how many times a prince song has to ...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Apr 2006 17:21:00 GMT

They found new mummies!

They found new mummies! They found new mummies! If you know me, you know how fucking great this is for me. I love mummies. Oh, how I love mummies. Five NEW Mummies and a tomb!
Posted by on Fri, 10 Feb 2006 19:14:00 GMT

Some gaymo

has video of me talking about zombies on his profile. I'm in my work clothes, swollen to hell, nasal voice a go go. I sound like motherfucking rainman. I think I was drunk. I don't remember it. Sa...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 18:57:00 GMT

Dick?

Today, on my real blog, I talk about knob cheese
Posted by on Mon, 02 Jan 2006 21:07:00 GMT

I have a secret.

It's about biscuits. But really, it's about, you know...um...goddamnit, I don't have to blog HERE. I have my own, real, grownup blog...HERE
Posted by on Thu, 29 Dec 2005 20:19:00 GMT

Jen says I have to write a blog.

 I'm writing a blog. Does this mean that I'm a fat, dismal goth chick who cuts myself and listens to Tori Amos 'cause the cool kids don't like me?  Guess so. Well, I'm off to buy a cape and...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Oct 2004 12:20:00 GMT