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Look deep into my eyes. Does it look like there's anyone in there that gives a shit?

About Me

I'm mike..... Obviously.let's see how deep the rabbit hole is..i was born in lubbock texas, moving from there when i was seven, to marietta GA and have been here ever since. not a bad thing though, since i've made quite a few friends, and half as many enemies. that might be a little too much to declare. i'm a pretty easy guy to get along with, unless you have to be right. because I'M always right!!!j/khere's what internet test sites think of me....or is that what I think of my self?
Your Five Factor Personality Profile
Extroversion:
You have high extroversion.
You are outgoing and engaging, with both strangers and friends.
You truly enjoy being with people and bring energy into any situation.
Enthusiastic and fun, you're the first to say "let's go!"
Conscientiousness:
You have high conscientiousness.
Intelligent and reliable, you tend to succeed in life.
Most things in your life are organized and planned well.
But you borderline on being a total perfectionist.
Agreeableness:
You have medium agreeableness.
You're generally a friendly and trusting person.
But you also have a healthy dose of cynicism.
You get along well with others, as long as they play fair.
Neuroticism:
You have low neuroticism.
You are very emotionally stable and mentally together.
Only the greatest setbacks upset you, and you bounce back quickly.
Overall, you are typically calm and relaxed - making others feel secure.
Openness to experience:
Your openness to new experiences is medium.
You are generally broad minded when it come to new things.
But if something crosses a moral line, there's no way you'll approve of it.
You are suspicious of anything too wacky, though you do still consider creativity a virtue. The Five Factor Personality Test
Your Seduction Style: The Charmer
You're a master at intimate conversation and verbal enticement.
You seduce with words, by getting people to open up to you.
By establishing this deep connection quickly, people feel under your power.
And then you've got them exactly where you want them! What Is Your Seduction Style?You have a sexual IQ of 156
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
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The Keys to Your Heart
You are attracted to those who have a split personality - cold as ice on the outside but hot as fire in the heart.
In love, you feel the most alive when your partner is patient and never willing to give up on you.
You'd like to your lover to think you are optimistic and happy.
You would be forced to break up with someone who was ruthless, cold-blooded, and sarcastic.
Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow with.
Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.
You think of marriage something you've always wanted... though you haven't really thought about it.
In this moment, you think of love as something you thirst for. You'll do anything for love, but you won't fall for it easily. What Are The Keys To Your Heart?
Your Five Variable Love Profile
Propensity for Monogamy:
Your propensity for monogamy is high.
You find it easy to be devoted and loyal to one person.
And in return, you expect the same from who you love.
Any sign of straying, and you'll end things.
Experience Level:
Your experience level is high.
You've loved, lost, and loved again.
You have had a wide range of love experiences.
And when the real thing comes along, you know it!
Dominance:
Your dominance is low.
This doesn't mean you're a doormat, just balanced.
You know a relationship is not about getting your way.
And you love to give your sweetie a lot of freedom.
Cynicism:
Your cynicism is medium.
You'd like to believe in true and everlasting love...
But you've definitely been burned enough to know better.
You're still an optimist, but you also are a realist.
Independence:
Your independence is medium.
In relationships, you need both "me time" and "we time."
You usually find it easy to be part of a couple.
But occasionally you start to feel a little smothered. The Five Variable Love TestI LOVE ALL THESE LITTLE TESTS!!!
Your Power Color Is Lime Green
At Your Highest:
You are adventurous, witty, and a visionary.
At Your Lowest:
You feel misunderstood, like you don't fit in.
In Love:
You have a tough exterior, but can be very dedicated.
How You're Attractive:
Your self-awareness and confidence lights up a room.
Your Eternal Question:
"What else do I need in my life?" What's Your Power Color?
You are a Self-Discoverer
You're not religious, but you've created your own kind of spirituality.
Introspective and thoughtful, you tend to look inward for the divine.
You are distrusting of all forms of organized religion.
You especially dislike religious gurus and leaders, who you feel are charlatans. What's Your Religious Philosophy?
Your Brain's Pattern
Structured and organized, you have a knack for thinking clearly.
You are very logical - and you don't let your thoughts get polluted with emotions.
And while your thoughts are pretty serious, they're anything from boring.
It's minds like yours that have built the great cities of the world! What Pattern Is Your Brain?
You Are Internal - Realist - Powerful
You feel your life is controlled internally.
If you want something, you make it happen.
You don't wait around for things to go your way.
You value your independence and don't like others to have control.
You are a realist when it comes to luck.
You don't attribute everything to luck, but you do know some things are random.
You don't beat yourself up when bad things happen to you...
But you do your best to try to make your own luck.
When it comes to who's in charge, it's you.
Life is a kingdom, and you're the grand ruler.
You don't care much about what others think.
But they better care what you think! The Three Dimension Luck and Power Test
Your Love Element Is Wood
In love, you tend to gently dominate and guide your partner.
For you, love is all about sharing goals and future plans.
You attract others with creativity and vision.
Your flirting style is defined by your honesty and assertiveness.
Growth and improvement are the cornerstones of your love life.
You may focus on goals too much in relationships, but you never come out of them with a loss.
You connect best with: Water
Avoid: Metal
You and another Wood element: will be doomed to a stormy relationship What Element Is Your Love?
Your Personality Is
Guardian (SJ)
You are sensible, down to earth, and goal oriented.
Bottom line, you are good at playing by the rules.
You tend to be dominant - and you are a natural leader.
You are interested in rules and order. Morals are important to you.
A hard worker, you give your all at whatever you do.
You're very serious, and people often tell you to lighten up.
In love, you tend to take things carefully and slowly.
At work, you are suited to almost any career - but you excel in leadership positions.
With others, you tend to be polite and formal.
As far as looks go, you are traditionally attractive. You take good care of yourself.
On weekends, you tend to like to do organized activities. In fact, you often organize them! The Three Question Personality Test
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||| 56%
Stability |||||||||||||||| 70%
Orderliness |||||||||||| 43%
Accommodation |||||||||||||| 56%
Interdependence |||||||||||| 50%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Mystical |||||||||||| 43%
Artistic |||| 16%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Materialism |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Narcissism |||||||||||| 43%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||| 56%
Work ethic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Self absorbed |||||||||||| 50%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||| 63%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||||| 70%
Romantic |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Avoidant |||||||||||||| 56%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Wealth |||||||||| 36%
Dependency |||||||||||||| 56%
Change averse |||||||||||||||| 63%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||| 63%
Individuality |||||||||||| 50%
Sexuality |||||||||||||| 56%
Peter pan complex |||||| 23%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||||||| 84%
Histrionic |||||| 30%
Paranoia |||||||||||||| 56%
Vanity |||||| 23%
Hypersensitivity |||| 16%
Female cliche |||| 16% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
personality tests by similarminds.com
trait snapshot: rarely irritated, positive, tough, non phobic, fearless, likes the unknown, self reliant, high self control, confident, trusting, strong instincts, prudent, optimistic, willful, likes parties, prefers a specialized career, takes charge, altruistic, strong, high self concept, adventurous, practical, thoughtful
Stability results were high which suggests you are very relaxed, calm, secure, and optimistic..
Orderliness results were moderately low which suggests you are, at times, overly flexible, improvised, and fun seeking at the expense of reliability, work ethic, and long term accomplishment.
Extraversion results were moderately high which suggests you are, at times, overly talkative, outgoing, sociable and interacting at the expense of developing your own individual interests and internally based identity.
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My Interests

automotive, of course. i love driving fast, throwing cars sideways just to recover from the maneuver and continue hauling ass down the road.there's also that case of driving it untill it breaks( often catostophically) rebuilding it and making it better than it was origionally.maybe i'm an adrenaline junky and never realized it. food for though, and somthing to elaborate on in the future.Hey! Did you ever see the Chevron Commercials?

I'd like to meet:

hhhmmmmmmmmm.good question. i've not thought about this one too much. i have to say that i would like to meet more intelligent people with great emotional IQ's.however, as far as meeting anyone famous, i don't think i would like to meet them.

Music:

i like an abundance of music, though it is mostley mainstream stuff.alternative, rock, rap, some opera, some classical, some chorus,

Movies:

i haven't been to too many movies latley. i think that's because i don't want to go alone, and every girl that i date appears to have a hatered for the theaters.though when i do get a chance to go i like somthing that requires a little thought, like SCI-FI. though i have to admit that i like lighter type movies such as Wallace and Grommet, and so forth. Stewie Shit-Faced!!..

Television:

i don't watch to much tv, but when i do i usually get my fill of it.i love Family Guy!! that's the best thing i've seen in a long time. it's perfectly vulger, and politically incorrect.

Books:

not a big reader. i perfer magazines such as popular science, scientific american(Mind), discover, etc. then there's the newspaper.

Heroes:

my father. he worked his ass off to pull me three other siblings, and a stepmother that didn't stick around, out of utter poverity.

My Blog

The Ignorant Fucking Boycot

ok you dumb mother fuckers, you know who you are.   and for the people that don't know what happened here it is. there's a bar that i frequent and have been for about 2 yrs.  it's a great p...
Posted by mike on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 02:12:00 PST

Heritage.

my grandfather is on his death bed right now, so i think that's what has brought this though into motion.   my heritage, by order of concentration, is Yugoslavian, Polish, Cherokee, chez, Ge...
Posted by mike on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 05:40:00 PST

what do you dream about?

what do you dream?    since i was in second grade, i have dreamed a shit load of stuff.   i love dreaming as well.  i dream in full color, and in extreme detail most of t...
Posted by mike on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 05:15:00 PST

The extent of our electrical use.

ok.  after many years of saying this, i have come to the understanding of many of the worlds electronic devices, and the manner in which they function.  if you are to look at all of the diff...
Posted by mike on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 09:01:00 PST

what to do, what to do?

i've been single for about 2.5 yrs, and am frankly not impressed with the meriad of women that i have found.  you 'll see some of them, and get that initial " oh, she seems interesting", but when...
Posted by mike on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 07:15:00 PST

thank you coorperate america

as i sit in a local taco bell, there's this black woman that thoroughly shows her lack of education and common sense.  she orders an item off of the menu, then asks for them not to put "that whit...
Posted by mike on Mon, 01 May 2006 10:15:00 PST

you and you

how many people can say that they like the job that they're in?  i'm not specificaly speaking of the company that you are employed by, but your ability to place your talents to a meaningful goal....
Posted by mike on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 01:21:00 PST

Can you tell me what this is?

It's the singular component that has revolutionized all electronic technology ...
Posted by mike on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 01:11:00 PST

Never stop

have you ever been in a circumstance that you question whether or not you know how to do your job?  i hope i can figure this car out!  i hate not being able to complete the jod to my satisfa...
Posted by mike on Wed, 11 Jan 2006 06:29:00 PST

have you ever looked at you?

i have come to a self understanding that i am very "closed off" but not untill someone brought it up to me, i never really thought about it that much.  have you ever noticed that you never analyz...
Posted by mike on Mon, 09 Jan 2006 09:47:00 PST