Captain Custard

I live in a Townhouse, which is pretty much a house that was cut in three halves, then walled up, only to be rejoined with the other halves. It's kind of like an apartment, except you can walk upstairs and pee on the rug if you want. They might charge you for that when you move though.

I have a job, and I like it. Well sometimes I do. I work graveyard throwing freight. Sometimes I get mad and throw it at other people. But they're all bigger than me, so I should stop doing that. My nose is tired of getting broken, and sometimes my butt hurts. I don't like that.

That's all I can think of. If you want to know more you can send me a message. I am stupid though, so you might not want to do that.