I was born the only child to a drunken lawyer and a neurotic hypocondriac in the arid desolation that is the Texas panhandle in the year 1971. I honed my personality skills by climbing trees, playing in dirt, wrangling tumbleweeds and having tense discussions with inanamate objects. Luckily, my parents divorced and I moved 45 miles south to the not quite as desolate terrain that is another part of the Texas panhandle in the year 1982. I graduated high school in 1989 - most likely because of a clerical error of some sort - and tried my hand at a few college classes. Quickly I realized I had to leave the panhandle lest I remain there forever, so with $74 I left for the bustling metropolis of eastern Texas. Here I worked every kind of food/drink schlepping job you can imagine and tried my hand at acting. Somewhere in the mid-90's, I whored myself out and moved to SoCal. After a year, I fled back to Texas. Knocking on 30's door, I decided to get a real life job and stop fucking around. Thus, I received my undergraduate in Colorado and am now working on my doctorate in southern-most SoCal.Midlife crisis over. I'm crystal clear as to what I want. Everything is in focus, everything is beautiful, and I could not be more happy.
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